LifeNRA Posted January 19, 2006 Report Share Posted January 19, 2006 A United States Marine was attending some college courses between assignments. He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan. One of the courses had a professor who was a vowed atheist and a member of the ACLU. One day the professor shocked the class when he came in. He looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, "God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes." The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, "Here I am God. I'm still waiting." It got down to the last couple of minutes when the Marine got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and knocked him out, knocking him off the platform. The professor was out cold. The Marine went back to his seat and sat there, silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and sat there looking on in silence. The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the Marine and asked, "What the heck is the matter with you? Why did you do that?" The Marine calmly replied, "God was too busy today protecting America's soldiers who are protecting your right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot." "So, He sent me." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
huntinsonovagun Posted January 19, 2006 Report Share Posted January 19, 2006 Re: A United States Marine and a professor! JOKE! Good stuff! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master_Chief Posted January 19, 2006 Report Share Posted January 19, 2006 Re: A United States Marine and a professor! JOKE! Awesome. I have always felt that the 23 years I served was to defend the right for individuals to say stupid stuff like that. But they pay the consequences. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whttlbucksteve Posted January 19, 2006 Report Share Posted January 19, 2006 Re: A United States Marine and a professor! JOKE! That should happen more offen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
puffy Posted January 19, 2006 Report Share Posted January 19, 2006 Re: A United States Marine and a professor! JOKE! LMBO! That was so expected but funny none the less. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TreeStandBowHunter Posted January 19, 2006 Report Share Posted January 19, 2006 Re: A United States Marine and a professor! JOKE! Good one. I won't describe how I feel about it Master Chief. I am too hard headed. I think the troops should have the final say in anything that happens in this country Thanks for the laugh John, I have forwarded that out to my fellow Marines here. They will enjoy it as well! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arrow32 Posted January 19, 2006 Report Share Posted January 19, 2006 Re: A United States Marine and a professor! JOKE! Good one there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoyt_hunter Posted January 20, 2006 Report Share Posted January 20, 2006 Re: A United States Marine and a professor! JOKE! thats sweet, nice one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevebeilgard Posted January 20, 2006 Report Share Posted January 20, 2006 Re: A United States Marine and a professor! JOKE! wish it were true Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BowJoe Posted January 20, 2006 Report Share Posted January 20, 2006 Re: A United States Marine and a professor! JOKE! Loved that Joke!!! But I think the People should have an equal and final say in what goes on in this country. Not the Politicians. Most haven't been a part of normal society their entire lives. They were groomed for politics and raised to think they were above anyone else. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest cowpoke Posted January 20, 2006 Report Share Posted January 20, 2006 Re: A United States Marine and a professor! JOKE! sweeeet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LifeNRA Posted January 20, 2006 Author Report Share Posted January 20, 2006 Re: A United States Marine and a professor! JOKE! [ QUOTE ] Thanks for the laugh John, I have forwarded that out to my fellow Marines here. They will enjoy it as well! [/ QUOTE ] Maybe I should send you the un-edited version! I had to clean it up for here! LOL!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.