Shaun_300 Posted January 23, 2006 Report Share Posted January 23, 2006 My mom sent this one to me, I got a pretty good chuckle out of it... An Arkansas hillbilly was stopped by a game warden in Arkansas recently with two ice chests of fish. He was leaving a cove well known for its fishing. The game warden asked the man, "Do you have a license to catch those fish?" "Naw, sir, I ain't got none of them there licenses, no. You must understand these here are my pet fish." "Pet fish?" said the game warden. "Ya. Every night I take these here fish down to da lake and let them swim 'round for a while. Then I whistle and they jump rat back into this here ice chest and I take them home." "That's a bunch of hooey! Fish can't do that!" says the warden The hillbilly looked at the game warden for a moment and then said, "It's the truth Mr. Government man, I'll show you. It really works." "Okay," said the game warden, " I've GOT to see this!" The hillbilly poured the fish into the lake and stood and waited. After several minutes, the game warden turned to him and said, "Well?" "Well, what?" said the hillbilly. The warden said, "When are you going to call them back?" The hillbilly said, "Call who back?" "The FISH!" replied the warden. "What fish?" answered the hillbilly. They in Arkansas may not be as smart as some city slickers, but they aren't as dumb as most government employees! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rockefeller66 Posted January 23, 2006 Report Share Posted January 23, 2006 Re: Good joke... that's funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arrow32 Posted January 23, 2006 Report Share Posted January 23, 2006 Re: Good joke... Thats pretty good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NS whitetail Posted January 23, 2006 Report Share Posted January 23, 2006 Re: Good joke... never gets old Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Griz Posted January 23, 2006 Report Share Posted January 23, 2006 Re: Good joke... LMBO... Thank goodness that only happens in Arkansas and not in Oklahoma...LOL j/k... I've seen that before and I still get a giggle out of it... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BIG_BUCK_1 Posted January 23, 2006 Report Share Posted January 23, 2006 Re: Good joke... lol that is funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest INHunterman Posted January 23, 2006 Report Share Posted January 23, 2006 Re: Good joke... seen it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoyt_hunter Posted January 23, 2006 Report Share Posted January 23, 2006 Re: Good joke... LMAO, that is funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BowtechTurkeyHunter Posted January 23, 2006 Report Share Posted January 23, 2006 Re: Good joke... very nice still funny every time I read it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RyanH Posted January 23, 2006 Report Share Posted January 23, 2006 Re: Good joke... Seen it, but still funny@! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whttlbucksteve Posted January 23, 2006 Report Share Posted January 23, 2006 Re: Good joke... Still funny yeas it is Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dodge4x4 Posted January 23, 2006 Report Share Posted January 23, 2006 Re: Good joke... lol....10-4 man. that is good. i got so much family and friends in arkansas that that just kinda cracks me up cuase that's prolly not to far from the truth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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