texastrophies Posted January 23, 2006 Report Share Posted January 23, 2006 An 80 year old woman was arrested for shop lifting. When she went before the judge he asked her, "What did you steal?" She replied: a can of peaches. The judge asked her why she had stolen them and she replied that she was hungry. The judge then asked her how many peaches were in the can. She replied 6. The judge then said, "I will give you 6 days in jail." Before the judge could actually pronounce the punishment the woman's husband spoke up and asked the judge if he could say something. He said, " What is it? " The husband said "She also stole a can of peas." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HarvDog Posted January 23, 2006 Report Share Posted January 23, 2006 Re: Shop Lifting (joke) Pretty funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ODH Posted January 26, 2006 Report Share Posted January 26, 2006 Re: Shop Lifting (joke) lol, that would be a long time in jail for that many peas, lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaun_300 Posted January 26, 2006 Report Share Posted January 26, 2006 Re: Shop Lifting (joke) LOL! Saw that here not too long ago, still makes me laugh! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HitRmisS Posted January 26, 2006 Report Share Posted January 26, 2006 Re: Shop Lifting (joke) lol, thats pretty good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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