texastrophies Posted November 15, 2004 Report Share Posted November 15, 2004 The Dysfunctional Section of a Hallmark Store... 1. I always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love. And now that you've come into my life... (Inside card) - I've changed my mind. 2. I must admit, you brought religion into my life... (Inside card) - I never believed in **** until I met you. 3. As the days go by, I think how lucky I am.. (Inside card) - That you're not here to ruin it for me. 4. Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go.... (Inside card) - Will you take the knife from my back? You'll probably need it again. 5. Someday I hope to marry.. (Inside card) - Someone other than you. 6. Happy Birthday! You look great for your age.... (Inside card) - Almost lifelike! 7. When we were ! together, you said you'd die for me... (Inside card) - Now we've broken up, I think it's time to keep your promise. 8. We've been friends for a very long time...(Inside card) - What do you say we stop? 9. I'm so miserable without you... (Inside card) - It's almost like you're still here. 10. Congratulations on your new bundle of joy.... (Inside card) - Did you ever find out who the father was? 11. You are such a good friend. If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life jacket... (Inside card) - I'd miss you terribly and think of you often. 13. Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad! (Available only in Arkansas, Louisiana, Tennessee, Kentucky, Virginia and WV) 14. Looking back over the years we've been together, I can't help but wonder... (Inside card) - What was I thinking? 15. Congratulations on your wedding day!... (Inside card) - Too bad no one likes your husband. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
huntinsonovagun Posted November 15, 2004 Report Share Posted November 15, 2004 Re: Cards for that Special Someone LOL!! Those are great!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NS whitetail Posted November 15, 2004 Report Share Posted November 15, 2004 Re: Cards for that Special Someone hahaha I can relate to this one from my first wife [ QUOTE ] 2. I must admit, you brought religion into my life... (Inside card) - I never believed in **** until I met you. [/ QUOTE ] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swamphunter Posted November 15, 2004 Report Share Posted November 15, 2004 Re: Cards for that Special Someone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archerjg Posted November 16, 2004 Report Share Posted November 16, 2004 Re: Cards for that Special Someone Those were good. Archerjg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c_lou Posted November 16, 2004 Report Share Posted November 16, 2004 Re: Cards for that Special Someone Those are great.!!! I realy like #15. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RyanH Posted November 16, 2004 Report Share Posted November 16, 2004 Re: Cards for that Special Someone Those are pretty good! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckbuster11 Posted November 16, 2004 Report Share Posted November 16, 2004 Re: Cards for that Special Someone [ QUOTE ] 13. Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad! (Available only in Arkansas, Louisiana, Tennessee, Kentucky, Virginia and WV) [/ QUOTE ] LMBO.....those are great!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wtnhunt Posted November 16, 2004 Report Share Posted November 16, 2004 Re: Cards for that Special Someone LOL. Those are pretty good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeramie Posted November 16, 2004 Report Share Posted November 16, 2004 Re: Cards for that Special Someone Disturbing.... Just disturbing. You know those would actually sale like hot cakes! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
huntn4bucks Posted November 16, 2004 Report Share Posted November 16, 2004 Re: Cards for that Special Someone Those are good...thanks for sharing! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BowtechTurkeyHunter Posted November 17, 2004 Report Share Posted November 17, 2004 Re: Cards for that Special Someone LOL that pretty funny there!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
puffy Posted November 17, 2004 Report Share Posted November 17, 2004 Re: Cards for that Special Someone Thanks for the laugh! I liked #13 the best. ..........................Hunt Smart-Eat Well Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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