HarvDog Posted February 8, 2006 Report Share Posted February 8, 2006 An older lady gets pulled over for speeding... Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer? Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding. Older Woman: Oh, I see. Officer: Can I see your license please? Older Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one. Officer: Don't have one? Older Woman: Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving. Officer: I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please. Older Woman: I can't do that. Officer: Why not? Older Woman: I stole this car. Officer: Stole it? Older Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner. Officer: You what? Older Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see. The Officer looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun. Officer 2: Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please! The woman steps out of her vehicle. Older woman: Is there a problem sir? Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner. Older Woman: Murdered the owner? Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please. The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk. Officer 2: Is this your car, ma'am? Older Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers. The officer is quite stunned. Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license. The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer. The officer examines the license. He looks quite puzzled. Officer 2: Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me you didn't have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner. Older Woman: Bet the liar told you I was speeding, too. MORAL: Don't Mess With Little Old Ladies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squirrelhunter91 Posted February 8, 2006 Report Share Posted February 8, 2006 Re: Speeding Old Lady LOL! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HuntingInMaine Posted February 8, 2006 Report Share Posted February 8, 2006 Re: Speeding Old Lady LMBO....good one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drkillemquick Posted February 8, 2006 Report Share Posted February 8, 2006 Re: Speeding Old Lady I'll have to remember that one next time I get pulled over!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elkhntnfool Posted February 8, 2006 Report Share Posted February 8, 2006 Re: Speeding Old Lady LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaun_300 Posted February 9, 2006 Report Share Posted February 9, 2006 Re: Speeding Old Lady LOL! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arrow32 Posted February 9, 2006 Report Share Posted February 9, 2006 Re: Speeding Old Lady LOL! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest buddy ahart Posted February 9, 2006 Report Share Posted February 9, 2006 Re: Speeding Old Lady LoL didnt think it was going to be a joke like that haha good one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest AllArmyoutdoorsSD Posted February 9, 2006 Report Share Posted February 9, 2006 Re: Speeding Old Lady I might be related to her, sounds like something my gramma would do.LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoyt_hunter Posted February 9, 2006 Report Share Posted February 9, 2006 Re: Speeding Old Lady that's awesome! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tp793 Posted February 9, 2006 Report Share Posted February 9, 2006 Re: Speeding Old Lady lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master_Chief Posted February 9, 2006 Report Share Posted February 9, 2006 Re: Speeding Old Lady That's hilarious. Thanks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
QDMAworks4me Posted February 9, 2006 Report Share Posted February 9, 2006 Re: Speeding Old Lady LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevebeilgard Posted February 9, 2006 Report Share Posted February 9, 2006 Re: Speeding Old Lady very good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Andrea Posted February 9, 2006 Report Share Posted February 9, 2006 Re: Speeding Old Lady Hee hee hee. Get 'em Granny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Exturkinator Posted February 9, 2006 Report Share Posted February 9, 2006 Re: Speeding Old Lady Sounds like my grandma! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toddyboman Posted February 9, 2006 Report Share Posted February 9, 2006 Re: Speeding Old Lady LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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