Squirrelhunter91 Posted February 14, 2006 Report Share Posted February 14, 2006 Little Melissa comes home from first grade and tells her father that they learned about the history of Valentine's Day. "Since Valentine's Day is for a Christian saint and we're Jewish," she asks, "will God get mad at me for giving someone a valentine?" Melissa's father thinks a bit, then says "No, I don't think God would get mad. Who do you want to give a valentine to?" " Osama Bin Laden," she says. "Why Osama Bin Laden?" her father asks, in shock. "Well," she says, "I thought that if a little American Jewish girl could have enough love to give Osama a valentine, he might start to think that maybe we're not all bad, and maybe start loving people a little." "And if other kids saw what I did and sent valentines to Osama, he'd love everyone a lot. And then he'd start going all over the place to tell everyone how much he loved them and how he didn't hate anyone anymore." Her father's heart swells with pride and he looks at his daughter with new found pride. "Melissa, that's the most wonderful thing I've ever heard!" "I know," Melissa says. "And once that gets him out in the open, the Marines could blow the crap out of him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
huntinsonovagun Posted February 14, 2006 Report Share Posted February 14, 2006 Re: A valentine for Osama LOL...that's a good'en!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
QDMAworks4me Posted February 14, 2006 Report Share Posted February 14, 2006 Re: A valentine for Osama LOL, I wish it would really work, thats funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
va_strutstopper Posted February 14, 2006 Report Share Posted February 14, 2006 Re: A valentine for Osama LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arrow32 Posted February 14, 2006 Report Share Posted February 14, 2006 Re: A valentine for Osama HAHA! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoyt_hunter Posted February 14, 2006 Report Share Posted February 14, 2006 Re: A valentine for Osama ROFLMAO, that's awesome Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unioncountyslayer Posted February 14, 2006 Report Share Posted February 14, 2006 Re: A valentine for Osama Hilarious, just copied and pasted and sent to my address book! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tp793 Posted February 14, 2006 Report Share Posted February 14, 2006 Re: A valentine for Osama lol, thats awesome!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaun_300 Posted February 14, 2006 Report Share Posted February 14, 2006 Re: A valentine for Osama LOL that is great!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archerjg Posted February 14, 2006 Report Share Posted February 14, 2006 Re: A valentine for Osama That's funny. Archerjg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevebeilgard Posted February 14, 2006 Report Share Posted February 14, 2006 Re: A valentine for Osama good story Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest AllArmyoutdoorsSD Posted February 14, 2006 Report Share Posted February 14, 2006 Re: A valentine for Osama Had to be the Marines didn' it?LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rockefeller66 Posted February 14, 2006 Report Share Posted February 14, 2006 Re: A valentine for Osama that is funny!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swamphunter Posted February 14, 2006 Report Share Posted February 14, 2006 Re: A valentine for Osama Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Griz Posted February 14, 2006 Report Share Posted February 14, 2006 Re: A valentine for Osama LMBO... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wtnhunt Posted February 14, 2006 Report Share Posted February 14, 2006 Re: A valentine for Osama LOL. Good one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master_Chief Posted February 14, 2006 Report Share Posted February 14, 2006 Re: A valentine for Osama That's awesome. I'll supply some stamps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tominator Posted February 14, 2006 Report Share Posted February 14, 2006 Re: A valentine for Osama LOL--the Gunny's gonna' like that one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c_lou Posted February 14, 2006 Report Share Posted February 14, 2006 Re: A valentine for Osama That's funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leatherneck Posted February 14, 2006 Report Share Posted February 14, 2006 Re: A valentine for Osama OOHRAH!!! I love it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Dakota Posted February 14, 2006 Report Share Posted February 14, 2006 Re: A valentine for Osama [ QUOTE ] Little Melissa comes home from first grade and tells her father that they learned about the history of Valentine's Day. "Since Valentine's Day is for a Christian saint and we're Jewish," she asks, "will God get mad at me for giving someone a valentine?" Melissa's father thinks a bit, then says "No, I don't think God would get mad. Who do you want to give a valentine to?" " Osama Bin Laden," she says. "Why Osama Bin Laden?" her father asks, in shock. "Well," she says, "I thought that if a little American Jewish girl could have enough love to give Osama a valentine, he might start to think that maybe we're not all bad, and maybe start loving people a little." "And if other kids saw what I did and sent valentines to Osama, he'd love everyone a lot. And then he'd start going all over the place to tell everyone how much he loved them and how he didn't hate anyone anymore." Her father's heart swells with pride and he looks at his daughter with new found pride. "Melissa, that's the most wonderful thing I've ever heard!" "I know," Melissa says. "And once that gets him out in the open, the Marines could blow the crap out of him. [/ QUOTE ] Booooo! Hissss! Lol! That's bad! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ksbowhntr77 Posted February 14, 2006 Report Share Posted February 14, 2006 Re: A valentine for Osama Gotta love kids, they're great aren't they. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RangerClay Posted February 14, 2006 Report Share Posted February 14, 2006 Re: A valentine for Osama Good one Joe Ranger Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elkhntnfool Posted February 14, 2006 Report Share Posted February 14, 2006 Re: A valentine for Osama LOL. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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