ParrotHead Posted November 16, 2004 Report Share Posted November 16, 2004 I know everyone's been waiting to hear how our "post election selection trauma" patients are coming, here's one update. A forty-year-old alleged grown woman says that she was so upset when Bush won that "I was very devastated and very astonished that people would re-elect this president. I was moody about the war and economic issues. I felt very unsettled and fearful. I thought, 'Oh no, what will happen for four years?'" She also says she was having trouble sleeping. They're calling it "Post Election Selection Trauma," or PEST for short. Poor baby. What a pathetic life it must be to stake your own personal happiness against who wins an election. Her doctor says it was mentally unhealthy for her to expect a Kerry win. Thankfully for the rest of us, he was right. Oh and watch our Rush – the shrinks are having a fit! Mental health officials in South Florida blasted Rush Limbaugh on Monday, saying the conservative talk show host’s offer of “free therapy” for traumatized John Kerry voters has made a mockery of a valid psychological problem. “Rush Limbaugh has a way of back-handedly slamming people,” said Sheila Cooperman, a licensed clinician with the American Health Association (AHA) who listened Friday as Limbaugh offered to personally treat her patients. “He’s trying to ridicule the emotional state this presidential election produced in many of us here in Palm Beach County. Who is he to offer therapy?” No folks – the psychologists have made a mockery of the mentally ill in this case!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texan_Til_I_Die Posted November 16, 2004 Report Share Posted November 16, 2004 Re: An update on our trauma patients I suggest large doses of sedatives, followed by massive amounts of booze, followed by another large dose of sedatives, etc, etc, etc ....OK - Nobody get upset now, its just a joke son, its just a joke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billygoat Posted November 17, 2004 Report Share Posted November 17, 2004 Re: An update on our trauma patients I think Kerry should hold one more rally, heck, he spent enough on his campaign, he certainly can afford one more. Fly any heart broken democrat in... free of charge. Once the rally's in full swing.... well, lets just say I believe in the aireal spraying of prozac.... large doses of prozac... that'll shut em up. (lol). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bruce Schmeck Posted November 17, 2004 Report Share Posted November 17, 2004 Re: An update on our trauma patients [ QUOTE ] a valid psychological problem. “ [/ QUOTE ] There you have it. By their own admission, liberalism is a valid psychological problem. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wtnhunt Posted November 17, 2004 Report Share Posted November 17, 2004 Re: An update on our trauma patients You mean to tell me a therapist would exploit a patient to fatten his/her wallet???? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ParrotHead Posted November 17, 2004 Author Report Share Posted November 17, 2004 Re: An update on our trauma patients [ QUOTE ] You mean to tell me a therapist would exploit a patient to fatten his/her wallet???? [/ QUOTE ] Yeah - a trial lawyer would do the same thing. Here's a note and mark this date on your calender. Some low-life lawyer (maybe John Edwards) will come up with some lawsuit or class action suit against the government for this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wtnhunt Posted November 17, 2004 Report Share Posted November 17, 2004 Re: An update on our trauma patients [ QUOTE ] Yeah - a trial lawyer would do the same thing. Here's a note and mark this date on your calender. Some low-life lawyer (maybe John Edwards) will come up with some lawsuit or class action suit against the government for this. [/ QUOTE ] You know you are right. Funny and really at the same time very sad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texan_Til_I_Die Posted November 17, 2004 Report Share Posted November 17, 2004 Re: An update on our trauma patients Yeah - a trial lawyer would do the same thing. [/ QUOTE ] Q. Why won't a rattlesnake bite a lawyer? A. Professional courtesy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bulldawg Posted November 18, 2004 Report Share Posted November 18, 2004 Re: An update on our trauma patients Some people just need a good stiff kick, to wake them up to life. Life goes on, get over it, and move on. Or, don't get over it, and move on anyways. I wish I had such little problems to overcome. They'd never know how to handle real problems. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
markyj987 Posted November 18, 2004 Report Share Posted November 18, 2004 Re: An update on our trauma patients This whole situation reminds me of every time the Packers lose in the playoffs. All the local news stations and the paper ALWAYS run some story about post-Packers-defeat trauma...LOL. The Kerry thing is pathetic. Yes, I can understand someone feeling down after an election (like during Clinton's whole presidency...lol), but to "need" counseling is idiotic. I don't think it's AS bad as Packer fans needing "help," but it's pretty darn close...lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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