BowtechTurkeyHunter Posted November 16, 2004 Report Share Posted November 16, 2004 I didn't make this one up.... was sent to me! The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done there were 3 finalists. Two men and a woman. For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the circumstances. Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill Her!!!" The man said, "You can't be serious, I could never shoot my wife" The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home." The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes. The man came out with tears in his eyes, "I tried, but I can't kill my wife." The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take you wife and go home." Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions to kill her husband. She to! ok the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman, She wiped the sweat from her brow. "This gun is loaded with blanks" she said. "I had to beat him to death with a chair." MORAL: Women are evil. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
huntinsonovagun Posted November 16, 2004 Report Share Posted November 16, 2004 Re: Oldie but a goodie LOL!! That's a good'en....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fisherguy Posted November 16, 2004 Report Share Posted November 16, 2004 Re: Oldie but a goodie LMBO, now that is funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DJR Posted November 16, 2004 Report Share Posted November 16, 2004 Re: Oldie but a goodie YES THEY ARE!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lil hunter Posted November 16, 2004 Report Share Posted November 16, 2004 Re: Oldie but a goodie HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I've never heard that one before. That is awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NY911Bowhunter Posted November 16, 2004 Report Share Posted November 16, 2004 Re: Oldie but a goodie yikes!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NS whitetail Posted November 17, 2004 Report Share Posted November 17, 2004 Re: Oldie but a goodie now that is mean Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archerjg Posted November 17, 2004 Report Share Posted November 17, 2004 Re: Oldie but a goodie That is a good one. Archerjg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RyanH Posted November 17, 2004 Report Share Posted November 17, 2004 Re: Oldie but a goodie LOL nice! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HitRmisS Posted November 17, 2004 Report Share Posted November 17, 2004 Re: Oldie but a goodie thats hilarious Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
007hunter Posted November 17, 2004 Report Share Posted November 17, 2004 Re: Oldie but a goodie LOL!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wtnhunt Posted November 17, 2004 Report Share Posted November 17, 2004 Re: Oldie but a goodie LOL. Good one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
total disaster Posted November 17, 2004 Report Share Posted November 17, 2004 Re: Oldie but a goodie LOL thats great LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c_lou Posted November 17, 2004 Report Share Posted November 17, 2004 Re: Oldie but a goodie That is great. I've never heard that one before. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
huntn4bucks Posted November 17, 2004 Report Share Posted November 17, 2004 Re: Oldie but a goodie Now that's one evil woman! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MUDRUNNER Posted November 17, 2004 Report Share Posted November 17, 2004 Re: Oldie but a goodie YOUR KILLIN' ME WITH THAT ONE!GOOD STUFF! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeramie Posted November 17, 2004 Report Share Posted November 17, 2004 Re: Oldie but a goodie Lol, a married man wrote that. I would bet you just about anything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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