TOO FUNNY, LOL!!!!!!


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What's the funniest reason you've ever heard of for someone to get Worker's Comp.

The only woman in a shop with 20 guys fell into the toilet, and now she's after worker's comp. She's a hypocondriac (sp?) as it is and she's constantly trying to get out of work.

She told us she had to go to the medical center, and when she left everyone lost it laughing.

Can you imagine having to explain that one to the doctor? We went over a claim form and the questions were hilarious when it came to the way she'll have to answer them.

Anyone ever hear of anything like this before, LMAO?

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Sounds to me like the TP holder got the worst of it. LMBO Luke.

It's pretty sad to hear what someone will do for workmans comp but at least she put up a fight trying to hang in there. grin.gif

A friend of mine told me last week they hired a new woman and she showed up, stayed and hour and went home sick. She never showed up or called again. The didn't know what happended to her until she filed for workmans comp. smirk.gif

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LOL!!!! THAT IS FUNNY

Here is a joke i heard on that subject.

A truck driver who had been delivering radioactive waste for the local reactor begins to feel sick after a few years on the job. He decided to seek compensation for his ailment.

Upon his arrival at the workers' compensation department, he is interviewed by an assessor.

Assessor: I see you work with radio-active materials and wish to claim compensation.

Trucker: Yeah, I feel really sick.

Assessor: Alright then, Does your employer take measures to protect you from radiation poisoning?

Trucker: Yeah, he gives me a lead suit to wear on the job.

Assessor: And what about the cabin in which you drive?

Trucker: Oh yeah. That's lead lined, all lead lined.

Assessor: What about the waste itself? Where is that kept?

Trucker: Oh, the stuff is held in a lead container, all lead.

Assessor: Let me see if I get this straight. You wear a lead suit, sit in a lead-lined cabin and the radio-active waste is kept in a lead container.

Trucker: Yeah, that's right. All lead.

Assessor: Then I can't see how you could claim against him for radiation poisoning.

Trucker: I'm not. I'm claiming for lead poisoning. crazy.gif

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Sounds to me like she forgot rule #1

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1. Learn to work the toilet seat.

You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.

We need it up, you need it down.

You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

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That post is what prompted me to share the day's events, LOL.

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I had a buddy jump out of his semi, sprain his ankle, take a few weeks off to recoup, go back to work and now he's off again for the same injury only he now has two herniated and bulging discs. The doc says that the twisted way he had walk screwed his back and the physical therapist then decided to try and turn him into a pretzel without doctors orders to work that part of his body.

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