VtBowhunter Posted March 10, 2006 Report Share Posted March 10, 2006 What's the funniest reason you've ever heard of for someone to get Worker's Comp. The only woman in a shop with 20 guys fell into the toilet, and now she's after worker's comp. She's a hypocondriac (sp?) as it is and she's constantly trying to get out of work. She told us she had to go to the medical center, and when she left everyone lost it laughing. Can you imagine having to explain that one to the doctor? We went over a claim form and the questions were hilarious when it came to the way she'll have to answer them. Anyone ever hear of anything like this before, LMAO? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Andrea Posted March 10, 2006 Report Share Posted March 10, 2006 Re: TOO FUNNY, LOL!!!!!! Workman's comp for WHAT????? A wet bee-hind??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VtBowhunter Posted March 10, 2006 Author Report Share Posted March 10, 2006 Re: TOO FUNNY, LOL!!!!!! She claimed she hurt her back when she got stuck in the toilet, LMAO.......I can't stop laughing about it. She ripped the T.P. holder off the wall in her struggle, LOL. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cutter Posted March 10, 2006 Report Share Posted March 10, 2006 Re: TOO FUNNY, LOL!!!!!! Some folks will do just about anything. WOW? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muggs Posted March 10, 2006 Report Share Posted March 10, 2006 Re: TOO FUNNY, LOL!!!!!! that would have been a sight to see....why don't you fire her? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tominator Posted March 10, 2006 Report Share Posted March 10, 2006 Re: TOO FUNNY, LOL!!!!!! If I were the boss I'd be tempted to say.."Let me see" then I'd kick her right in the pants and dock her pay for tearing the TP holder off the wall. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaun_300 Posted March 10, 2006 Report Share Posted March 10, 2006 Re: TOO FUNNY, LOL!!!!!! LMAO! I have heard it all now! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MossySNPR Posted March 10, 2006 Report Share Posted March 10, 2006 Re: TOO FUNNY, LOL!!!!!! [ QUOTE ] She ripped the T.P. holder off the wall in her struggle, LOL. [/ QUOTE ] LOL!!!!! the "Great Toilet Struggle" "Took me TEN WHOLE MINUTES to pluck myself from that dreadhole" LOL, aaaaaaaahahahahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhino Posted March 10, 2006 Report Share Posted March 10, 2006 Re: TOO FUNNY, LOL!!!!!! Sounds to me like the TP holder got the worst of it. LMBO Luke. It's pretty sad to hear what someone will do for workmans comp but at least she put up a fight trying to hang in there. A friend of mine told me last week they hired a new woman and she showed up, stayed and hour and went home sick. She never showed up or called again. The didn't know what happended to her until she filed for workmans comp. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckee Posted March 11, 2006 Report Share Posted March 11, 2006 Re: TOO FUNNY, LOL!!!!!! Sounds to me like she forgot rule #1 [ QUOTE ] 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. [/ QUOTE ] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doughboy1956 Posted March 11, 2006 Report Share Posted March 11, 2006 Re: TOO FUNNY, LOL!!!!!! LOL!!!! THAT IS FUNNY Here is a joke i heard on that subject. A truck driver who had been delivering radioactive waste for the local reactor begins to feel sick after a few years on the job. He decided to seek compensation for his ailment. Upon his arrival at the workers' compensation department, he is interviewed by an assessor. Assessor: I see you work with radio-active materials and wish to claim compensation. Trucker: Yeah, I feel really sick. Assessor: Alright then, Does your employer take measures to protect you from radiation poisoning? Trucker: Yeah, he gives me a lead suit to wear on the job. Assessor: And what about the cabin in which you drive? Trucker: Oh yeah. That's lead lined, all lead lined. Assessor: What about the waste itself? Where is that kept? Trucker: Oh, the stuff is held in a lead container, all lead. Assessor: Let me see if I get this straight. You wear a lead suit, sit in a lead-lined cabin and the radio-active waste is kept in a lead container. Trucker: Yeah, that's right. All lead. Assessor: Then I can't see how you could claim against him for radiation poisoning. Trucker: I'm not. I'm claiming for lead poisoning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VtBowhunter Posted March 11, 2006 Author Report Share Posted March 11, 2006 Re: TOO FUNNY, LOL!!!!!! [ QUOTE ] Sounds to me like she forgot rule #1 [ QUOTE ] 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. [/ QUOTE ] [/ QUOTE ] That post is what prompted me to share the day's events, LOL. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archerjg Posted March 11, 2006 Report Share Posted March 11, 2006 Re: TOO FUNNY, LOL!!!!!! That is sad and funny at the same time. Archerjg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VtBowhunter Posted March 11, 2006 Author Report Share Posted March 11, 2006 Re: TOO FUNNY, LOL!!!!!! I suggested that we hide her desk chair, and put an old toilet at her desk, LMAO. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whttlbucksteve Posted March 11, 2006 Report Share Posted March 11, 2006 Re: TOO FUNNY, LOL!!!!!! That is funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wtnhunt Posted March 11, 2006 Report Share Posted March 11, 2006 Re: TOO FUNNY, LOL!!!!!! That is pretty funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BowJoe Posted March 11, 2006 Report Share Posted March 11, 2006 Re: TOO FUNNY, LOL!!!!!! I had a buddy jump out of his semi, sprain his ankle, take a few weeks off to recoup, go back to work and now he's off again for the same injury only he now has two herniated and bulging discs. The doc says that the twisted way he had walk screwed his back and the physical therapist then decided to try and turn him into a pretzel without doctors orders to work that part of his body. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HarvDog Posted March 11, 2006 Report Share Posted March 11, 2006 Re: TOO FUNNY, LOL!!!!!! That's pretty sad!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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