leatherneck Posted March 14, 2006 Report Share Posted March 14, 2006 thought this was cute!! The Hormone Hostage The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his own hands! This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant other! DANGEROUS: SAFER: SAFEST: ULTRA SAFE: What's for dinner? Can I help you with dinner? Where would you like to go for dinner? Here, have some chocolate. Are you wearing that? Wow, you sure look good in brown! WOW! Look at you! Here, have some chocolate What are you so worked up about? Could we be overreacting? Here's my paycheck. Here, have some chocolate. Should you be eating that? You know, there are a lot of apples left. Can I get you a glass of wine with that? Here, have some chocolate. What did you DO all day? I hope you didn't over-do it today. I've always loved you in that robe! Here, have some more chocolate. 13 Things PMS Stands For: 1. Pass My Shotgun 2. Psychotic Mood Shift 3. Perpetual Munching Spree 4 Puffy Mid-Section 5. People Make me Sick 6. Provide Me with Sweets 7. Pardon My Sobbing 8. Pimples May Surface 9. Pass My Sweat pants 10. Poopy Mood Syndrome 11. Plainly; Men Suck 12. Pack My Stuff and my favorite one .. 13. Potential Murder Suspect And remember: Money talks .... but Chocolate SINGS!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HarvDog Posted March 14, 2006 Report Share Posted March 14, 2006 Re: funny LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckee Posted March 14, 2006 Report Share Posted March 14, 2006 Re: funny What's the matter eh. Aren't you brave enough to post this in the womans hunting room ...LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leatherneck Posted March 14, 2006 Author Report Share Posted March 14, 2006 Re: funny I thought I would just see what happened with it in here. LOL!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cutter Posted March 14, 2006 Report Share Posted March 14, 2006 Re: funny Good stuff.lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doughboy1956 Posted March 14, 2006 Report Share Posted March 14, 2006 Re: funny LOL. You might be number 13 in the womans hunting room. They are funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bruce Schmeck Posted March 15, 2006 Report Share Posted March 15, 2006 Re: funny Yep!......................................That's funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archerjg Posted March 15, 2006 Report Share Posted March 15, 2006 Re: funny Those are funny. Archerjg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hunterDWL Posted March 15, 2006 Report Share Posted March 15, 2006 Re: funny lol lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest hookedonhunting Posted March 15, 2006 Report Share Posted March 15, 2006 Re: funny LOL! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wtnhunt Posted March 15, 2006 Report Share Posted March 15, 2006 Re: funny LOL. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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