007hunter Posted November 19, 2004 Report Share Posted November 19, 2004 We havn't had a "joke of the day" in a while so I thought I'd put one up.. A Mafia godfather finds out that his bookkeeper has stolen ten million bucks from him. The bookkeeper is deaf. (It was one of the reasons he got the job in the first place, as it was assumed that since he couldn't hear what "the boys" were saying, he'd never have to testify in court.) The godfather goes to shake down the bookkeeper about his missing 10 million bucks and brings along his attorney who knows sign language. The godfather asks the bookkeeper, "Where is the 10 million bucks you embezzled from me?" The attorney, using sign language, asks the bookkeeper where the 10 million is hidden. The bookkeeper signs back, "I don't know what you're talking about." The attorney tells the godfather, "He says he doesn't know what you're talking about." The godfather pulls out a 9 mm pistol, puts it to the bookkeeper's temple, cocks it, and says, "Ask him again!" The attorney signs to the underling, "He'll kill you for sure if you don't tell him!" The bookkeeper signs back, "OK! You win! The money is in a brown briefcase, buried behind the shed in my cousin Enzo's backyard in Queens!" The godfather turns to the attorney, "Well, what'd he say?" "He says you don't have the guts to pull that trigger!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fisherguy Posted November 19, 2004 Report Share Posted November 19, 2004 Re: Joke of the day! LMBO!! that is good. One thing though...this would help if it was in teh record post thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RyanH Posted November 19, 2004 Report Share Posted November 19, 2004 Re: Joke of the day! [ QUOTE ] LMBO!! that is good. One thing though...this would help if it was in teh record post thread. [/ QUOTE ] LOL your really wanting that record huh! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BowtechTurkeyHunter Posted November 19, 2004 Report Share Posted November 19, 2004 Re: Joke of the day! LOL thats funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archerjg Posted November 19, 2004 Report Share Posted November 19, 2004 Re: Joke of the day! That is a good one. Archerjg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OJR Posted November 19, 2004 Report Share Posted November 19, 2004 Re: Joke of the day! LMBO!!! That's funny!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
huntinsonovagun Posted November 19, 2004 Report Share Posted November 19, 2004 Re: Joke of the day! HAHA....can't blame him for wanting a few extra dollars. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illinoisbowhunter Posted November 19, 2004 Report Share Posted November 19, 2004 Re: Joke of the day! Hehe... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c_lou Posted November 19, 2004 Report Share Posted November 19, 2004 Re: Joke of the day! That's a good one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wtnhunt Posted November 19, 2004 Report Share Posted November 19, 2004 Re: Joke of the day! LOL. Pretty good one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muggs Posted November 19, 2004 Report Share Posted November 19, 2004 Re: Joke of the day! nice one, I gotta remember that one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swamphunter Posted November 19, 2004 Report Share Posted November 19, 2004 Re: Joke of the day! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
huntn4bucks Posted November 19, 2004 Report Share Posted November 19, 2004 Re: Joke of the day! I guess that's funny... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NS whitetail Posted November 19, 2004 Report Share Posted November 19, 2004 Re: Joke of the day! hahahahahahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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