Hillbillies.....


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Re: Hillbillies.....

Saint Peter was standing at the pearly gate with a big book and long line of people waiting to enter.

He ask the man at the front of the line his name. He looks up the at the top of the list and says. "I see you have an IQ of 200. Do you feel like you've done well with what God has given you.

The man replies "I went to medical school became a heart sergen and developed a new proceedure which has saved thousands of lives. I've gone around the world performing it on needy people free of charge, have taught it to hundreds of other doctors who have saved the lives of thousand. I've given millions of dollors to the church and other charities. Yes I think I've done all I could do with what I've been given.

Saint Peter says "Good job you may enter."

The next guy comes to Saint Peter. Peter looks a little further down the list, and says "I see you have an IQ of 140. Do you feel like you've done well with what God has given you.

The man says "I went to college and to law school. I became a defence lawer and have helped many inocent people stay out of prison. I've given hundreds of thousands of dollars to the church I sing in the church choir and teach Sunday school. Yes I think I've done all that I could.

Again, Saint Peter says. "Good job you may enter."

The next guy comes to the gate tell Peter his name.

Peter goes down the list.

Down a little furter.

More.

Then more.

Finally Saint Peter looks at the man and says.

"I see you have an IQ of, ummmm 50...............................................................Did you get your deer?"

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