ZooBear Posted March 31, 2006 Report Share Posted March 31, 2006 MARRIAGE A husband and wife go to a counselor after 45 years of marriage. The counselor asks them what the problem is. The wife goes into a tirade, listing every problem they have ever had in the 45 years they've been married. She goes on and on. Finally, the counselor gets up, goes around the desk, embraces the woman and kisses her passionately. The woman shuts up and sits quietly in a daze. The counselor turns to the husband and says, "That is what your wife needs at least three times a week. Can you do that?" The husband thinks for a moment and replies, "Well, I can get her here Monday and Wednesday; but on weekends, I hunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HarvDog Posted March 31, 2006 Report Share Posted March 31, 2006 Re: funny LOL!!! I love it! LOL!!! VERY Hilarious!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckee Posted March 31, 2006 Report Share Posted March 31, 2006 Re: funny I like that one too, but when I read jokes like this to my wife, all I get is a slap up-side the head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoyt_hunter Posted April 1, 2006 Report Share Posted April 1, 2006 Re: funny that's good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arrow32 Posted April 1, 2006 Report Share Posted April 1, 2006 Re: funny I liked that one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swamphunter Posted April 1, 2006 Report Share Posted April 1, 2006 Re: funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BowtechTurkeyHunter Posted April 1, 2006 Report Share Posted April 1, 2006 Re: funny I thought my counceling sessions were confidential ... oh well .... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cutter Posted April 1, 2006 Report Share Posted April 1, 2006 Re: funny Good stuff thanks for sharing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dakota Posted April 1, 2006 Report Share Posted April 1, 2006 Re: funny Hey! Sounds like my gf and I in about 50-55 years! (Not saying we plan on getting married, although, she has hinted and we've only been going out three months! I mean, c'mon! I'm only just about sixteen! ) gobbler Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevebeilgard Posted April 1, 2006 Report Share Posted April 1, 2006 Re: funny lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doughboy1956 Posted April 1, 2006 Report Share Posted April 1, 2006 Re: funny Good one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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