ZooBear Posted April 15, 2006 Report Share Posted April 15, 2006 Lawyers A very successful lawyer parked his brand new Lexus in front of the office, ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he got out, a truck came along too close to the curb and completely tore off the driver's door. Fortunately, a cop in a police car was close enough to see the accident and pulled up behind the Lexus, his lights flashing. But, before the cop had a chance to ask any questions, the lawyer started screaming hysterically about how his Lexus, which he had just picked up the day before, was now completely ruined and would never be the same, no matter how the body shop tried to make it new again. After the lawyer finally wound down from his rant, the cop shook his head in disgust and disbelief. "I can't believe how materialistic you lawyers are," he said. "You are so focused on your possessions that you neglect the most important things in life." "How can you say such a thing?" asked the lawyer. The cop replied, "Don't you even realize that your left arm is missing? It got ripped off when the truck hit you!!!" "OH, MY GOD!" screamed the lawyer. "MY ROLEX!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigDog Posted April 15, 2006 Report Share Posted April 15, 2006 Re: Lawyers LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reloader Posted April 15, 2006 Report Share Posted April 15, 2006 Re: Lawyers LOL Heard it before...back when Beatnik was used in place of Lawyer...don't think anyone knows what that means anymore, or would get the sarcasm if they did... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckee Posted April 15, 2006 Report Share Posted April 15, 2006 Re: Lawyers LMBO...now that's funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevebeilgard Posted April 15, 2006 Report Share Posted April 15, 2006 Re: Lawyers yep, that's funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swamphunter Posted April 15, 2006 Report Share Posted April 15, 2006 Re: Lawyers I just copied and pasted! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archerjg Posted April 16, 2006 Report Share Posted April 16, 2006 Re: Lawyers That is pretty good. Archerjg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NS whitetail Posted April 16, 2006 Report Share Posted April 16, 2006 Re: Lawyers good one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jbeck Posted April 16, 2006 Report Share Posted April 16, 2006 Re: Lawyers I think I'll use that in my sunday school lesson today, boy does God give you everyting you need. Some times it shocks me how he puts material right in front of you. LOL I just wish I was smart enough to see it all the time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest hoyt_vtec_kid Posted April 17, 2006 Report Share Posted April 17, 2006 Re: Lawyers lol. i dont know any people like that. im very glad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wtnhunt Posted April 18, 2006 Report Share Posted April 18, 2006 Re: Lawyers LMBO. Good one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaun_300 Posted April 18, 2006 Report Share Posted April 18, 2006 Re: Lawyers LMAO! That is hilarious..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arrow32 Posted April 18, 2006 Report Share Posted April 18, 2006 Re: Lawyers LOL! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woodsman2230 Posted April 18, 2006 Report Share Posted April 18, 2006 Re: Lawyers LOL! Thats good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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