spikekiller Posted April 22, 2006 Report Share Posted April 22, 2006 Ok realtree guys and gals....lets say the year is 2016. Lets look into our crystal balls and take a guess as to what our fellow posters will be up to. Heres a few of mine........ After years of lobbying Buckee finally gets P&Y to add a knive kill category...he of course is the record holder in several divisions. Dartonman is also in a record book...after son #16 is born he is proclaimed as the most proficient producer of male offspring ever. Tominator designs the worlds first heat seeking broadhead...and sales are hot until hunters start getting chased around the woods by their own arrows. Yours truly hits it rich after I invent edible 3d targets made out of a taffy-like material...its marketed for hunters who say"i don't shoot anything i can't eat" While on his way to a 3d shoot Tony uses his bow to stop a terrorist threatening to blow up a Burger King...after which the President makes Tony the new head of homeland security. Realtree introduces it newest line of camo...it is designed for the urban hunter. When worn it makes him/her look like a Walmart sign. Well thats all of mine for now Whats some of yours? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckee Posted April 22, 2006 Report Share Posted April 22, 2006 Re: Realtree crazy prediction thread Spikekiller starts his own Trophy Club called Y&P (youngins and Pops). There is no measuring of Trophy's. The only qualification to be entered into the books is it has to be Dead, has to be a Scrub-Buck, and it has to be Ugly. The Club is now in the process of defining Scrub and Ugly. So far the State record goes to this guy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tominator Posted April 22, 2006 Report Share Posted April 22, 2006 Re: Realtree crazy prediction thread In the year 2016: Ohiobucks will still be trying to shuck Tominator like a bad habit, but Tominator is persistent and just won't go away. Ohiobucks finally has his Booner though, arrowing a 175 off the hill that was spooked his way by Jason who was accessing the other end of the hill with his ATV while hanging 300 yards of survey tape. Oh, and he arrowed it with a Mathews BTW. Wtnhnt is still trying to shoot a 4 year old deer off his property, but he is still trying to irradicate his property of copperheads and cottonmouths when his oldest daughter pops a 155" using Dad's rifle one night. Oh, and she was in Dad's blind at the time too. Muggs and BB11 decide to never go hunting again because it's more fun to argue worthless points in the NASCAR room all day. Both of them now owe Tominator 512 bottles of Tinks each, as they continually lose bets and out of the goodness of his heart, (read pity), Tominator forgives the debts with "double or nothing" bets. Carbonhunter strikes it rich with Racksie as they both invent a new type of deer decoy (a design that was hatched by Need2Hunt, Ohiobucks and Tominator while hunting in Illinois with LLBUX back in 2004). Aaron and Steven give Tominator an open invitation to hunt Kansas (the sight of the Racksie Ranch) anytime he wants. MCH is imprisoned in an Oklahoma prison for continually shooting monster bucks off his lease, and hiding them from prospective popurazzi just so that Tominator won't post pictures of them here at RT. Dogdoc is now a U.S. Senator for the great state of Oklahoma and continues to campaign that the entire state be planted with a blend of cow peas and Oneidaman's fall trefoil mix. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Griz Posted April 22, 2006 Report Share Posted April 22, 2006 Re: Realtree crazy prediction thread LMBO... That's just to funny... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GobblerBuster618 Posted April 22, 2006 Report Share Posted April 22, 2006 Re: Realtree crazy prediction thread hahaha you guys are just awesome! I LOVE IT, and this is why i come to this site!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spikekiller Posted April 23, 2006 Author Report Share Posted April 23, 2006 Re: Realtree crazy prediction thread [ QUOTE ] Spikekiller starts his own Trophy Club called Y&P (youngins and Pops). There is no measuring of Trophy's. The only qualification to be entered into the books is it has to be Dead, has to be a Scrub-Buck, and it has to be Ugly. The Club is now in the process of defining Scrub and Ugly. So far the State record goes to this guy [/ QUOTE ] Thanks Buckee...now i have something to look forward to....btw someone should tell that deer that beehives went out in the 50's ...kinda reminds me of Marge Simpson Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arrow32 Posted April 23, 2006 Report Share Posted April 23, 2006 Re: Realtree crazy prediction thread Those were pretty good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkeygirl Posted April 23, 2006 Report Share Posted April 23, 2006 Re: Realtree crazy prediction thread In 2016.... RYANH becomes moderator of the entire Realtree Forums after surpassing whoever holds the highest post record (which has gotta be Buckee or Tominator, I'm not sure which) TOO_POINTER becomes Realtree's mascot. TEAMRLTHUNTER becomes president of the Bass Pro Shops Company and begins marketing his own line of apparel. HUNTIN_GIRL is finally rich enough to buy a Hummer to keep her safe from opposums and other small critters. BCBOY is pictured in the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit issue with his MassNTrash sheds (no offense,lol). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wtnhunt Posted April 23, 2006 Report Share Posted April 23, 2006 Re: Realtree crazy prediction thread LMBO. Those are pretty good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MCH Posted April 24, 2006 Report Share Posted April 24, 2006 Re: Realtree crazy prediction thread Tominator finally comes out of the closet.....and admits that Ohio is the best state for Big Bucks. Then he stops posting on the realtree forums after realizing that 9,999,675 of his 10,000,00 posts were made only to harrass BB11, Muggs, Ohiobucks and MCH. Tony finally gets married.....to Tanky Top! Gator gives up 3-D shooting after being beat for the 12th consecutive time by MCH at the Okie Get Together. Dogdoc finally realizes that his father-in-law flunked out of med school while celebrating the birth of his 10th child. Snapper's wife finally has him institutionalized after trying so hard to make him normal for the first 15 years of marriage. TSBH : During the US-Canada war, he finally gets promoted to General. The next day under guidance from Steve Kane, the Canadian government surrenders. Hutchies finally moves into his new home. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TreeStandBowHunter Posted April 24, 2006 Report Share Posted April 24, 2006 Re: Realtree crazy prediction thread SUPERGUIDE SG finally gives up on the Oilers and turns into a Bruins fan Buckee Will still be here Tominator Will be relieved of English instruction and be a Home Economics teacher Gator Will be a Co-Host and co-producer and join Steve Irwin on the Crocodile Hunter show and play with big gators and pythons Slugshooter Will finally see the light and see that people are "Not" born gay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VermontHunter Posted April 24, 2006 Report Share Posted April 24, 2006 Re: Realtree crazy prediction thread [ QUOTE ] SUPERGUIDE SG finally gives up on the Oilers and turns into a Bruins fan Buckee Will still be here Tominator Will be relieved of English instruction and be a Home Economics teacher Gator Will be a Co-Host and co-producer and join Steve Irwin on the Crocodile Hunter show and play with big gators and pythons Slugshooter Will finally see the light and see that people are "Not" born gay [/ QUOTE ] OH man is my stomach aching now from all the luaghing......hahahaha..... I have to say Mike you out did yourself with that one.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kat Posted April 24, 2006 Report Share Posted April 24, 2006 Re: Realtree crazy prediction thread those are too good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master_Chief Posted April 24, 2006 Report Share Posted April 24, 2006 Re: Realtree crazy prediction thread Very good. Thanks for the laughs all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adjam5 Posted April 24, 2006 Report Share Posted April 24, 2006 Re: Realtree crazy prediction thread This is hysterical....thanks for the laughs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hutchies Posted April 24, 2006 Report Share Posted April 24, 2006 Re: Realtree crazy prediction thread Roadkill10 was lost somewhere in Wal Mart and hasn't been heard from since. MCH now owns 43 different 3d clubs but still hasn't broken the 300 mark yet. J.B. had to file bankruptcy because he kept selling all his bows and accessories for 1/3 of what he paid for them. J.B and dogdoc are living together in an old blind because Todd's wife left him cause he spends more time with his tractor than her. Gator still complaining about those few points MCH beat him by. Buckee was killed by a Rhino while on an African Knife Hunting Safari. HSOG got his own hunting show called..........Archery Armadillos Youngbuck15 is now building bait tanks in the winter and chasing women all summer long on Lake Texoma. Tominator went nuts and Killed all his neighors dogs which gave her a heart attack and lead to her death. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MCH Posted April 24, 2006 Report Share Posted April 24, 2006 Re: Realtree crazy prediction thread [ QUOTE ] Roadkill10 was lost somewhere in Wal Mart and hasn't been heard from since. Buckee was killed by a Rhino while on an African Knife Hunting Safari. [/ QUOTE ] Now that's funny... Hutch, Mike will probably be moving his stand somewhere... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hutchies Posted April 24, 2006 Report Share Posted April 24, 2006 Re: Realtree crazy prediction thread Oh and RyanH now owns one of ever make and model of every Car, Truck, Motorcycle, Boat, Bow, and Gun ever made........He also hasn't ever showed up to any AT function and has never given the same excuse twice......LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Andrea Posted April 24, 2006 Report Share Posted April 24, 2006 Re: Realtree crazy prediction thread Gator will have caught the world's largest flat head catfish weighing in at a whopping 140 pounds.....on a jug no less. Finn will be a pro golfer and going for his first green jacket. Leatherneck will be a father of triplet girls. Turkeygirl will be outta college and will be managing the gardens down at Disney World....or Bellingrath gardens. I will be pushing my youngest outta the nest and fishing everyday.....oh yeah, and enjoying being the holder of the record chain pickeral for the State of Florida. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kat Posted April 24, 2006 Report Share Posted April 24, 2006 Re: Realtree crazy prediction thread tony will have his patent on the new hot selling 31 yard pin bow sight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VermontHunter Posted April 24, 2006 Report Share Posted April 24, 2006 Re: Realtree crazy prediction thread LOL... these just keep getting better.... Now I need to go and ice down my abs from all of the intense laughing...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swamphunter Posted April 24, 2006 Report Share Posted April 24, 2006 Re: Realtree crazy prediction thread [ QUOTE ] LOL... these just keep getting better.... Now I need to go and ice down my abs from all of the intense laughing...... [/ QUOTE ] Vermonthunter wins the Mr Olympia based on the over-development and definition of his six pack abs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kat Posted April 24, 2006 Report Share Posted April 24, 2006 Re: Realtree crazy prediction thread Swamphunter heads the division of new Robocops.....and stars in I-Robot.....A true story. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dogdoc Posted April 24, 2006 Report Share Posted April 24, 2006 Re: Realtree crazy prediction thread [ QUOTE ] Dogdoc finally realizes that his father-in-law flunked out of med school while celebrating the birth of his 10th child. [/ QUOTE ] OUCH! [ QUOTE ] J.B. had to file bankruptcy because he kept selling all his bows and accessories for 1/3 of what he paid for them. J.B and dogdoc are living together in an old blind because Todd's wife left him cause he spends more time with his tractor than her. [/ QUOTE ] Now I could see that happening in the very near future. Just don't know if I could room with JB though. The boy doesn't even own a TV Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VermontHunter Posted April 24, 2006 Report Share Posted April 24, 2006 Re: Realtree crazy prediction thread [ QUOTE ] Vermonthunter wins the Mr Olympia based on the over-development and definition of his six pack abs. [/ QUOTE ] Now that's an UGLY thought...A 160# Mr. Olympian Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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