leatherneck Posted April 26, 2006 Report Share Posted April 26, 2006 This Marine, all messed up from Vietnam, went to the hospital to get checked. Because of the war, his brain was all screwed up, and all he could say was the words to the Marines hymn. So the doctor asked his name, he replied, "From the halls of Montezuma..." The doctor decided to remove part of his brain, thinking that would cure it. When the doctor did this, the Marine still said "From the halls of Montezuma..." The doctor figured he did not remove enough of the brain. So after removing some more, the marine still only said those words. The doctor, now getting frustrated, decided to take the rest of the brain out. Now the Marine, with no brain, stood up and started singing, "Be all that you can be..." ok that's the last one I promise Semper Fi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollie Posted April 26, 2006 Report Share Posted April 26, 2006 Re: One more HA HA!! The way I heard it, after he stood up with no brain, he started singing " In The Navy " LOL !! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leatherneck Posted April 26, 2006 Author Report Share Posted April 26, 2006 Re: One more HA HA!! I think they both fit just about the same hehehehe!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Andrea Posted April 26, 2006 Report Share Posted April 26, 2006 Re: One more HA HA!! Funny how you waited til Gator left for his fishing trip before you started cracking on the Army. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leatherneck Posted April 26, 2006 Author Report Share Posted April 26, 2006 Re: One more HA HA!! You always got sumpin to say dont you carp eater? hehehehe!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Andrea Posted April 26, 2006 Report Share Posted April 26, 2006 Re: One more HA HA!! [ QUOTE ] You always got sumpin to say dont you carp eater? hehehehe!!! [/ QUOTE ] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leatherneck Posted April 26, 2006 Author Report Share Posted April 26, 2006 Re: One more HA HA!! Oh how mature Andrea! Dork!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Andrea Posted April 26, 2006 Report Share Posted April 26, 2006 Re: One more HA HA!! [ QUOTE ] Oh how mature Andrea! Dork!!!!!! [/ QUOTE ] Mature???? Talk about the pot calling the kettle black!!!! LOL. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leatherneck Posted April 26, 2006 Author Report Share Posted April 26, 2006 Re: One more HA HA!! I know you are but what am I? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Andrea Posted April 26, 2006 Report Share Posted April 26, 2006 Re: One more HA HA!! Notice how we hijacked your own post??? LMBO!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leatherneck Posted April 26, 2006 Author Report Share Posted April 26, 2006 Re: One more HA HA!! I know, what up with that yo? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollie Posted April 26, 2006 Report Share Posted April 26, 2006 Re: One more HA HA!! Now be nice, after all, she is JUST a girl LOL!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Andrea Posted April 26, 2006 Report Share Posted April 26, 2006 Re: One more HA HA!! [ QUOTE ] Now be nice, after all, she is JUST a girl LOL!! [/ QUOTE ] Hey now............................................ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leatherneck Posted April 26, 2006 Author Report Share Posted April 26, 2006 Re: One more HA HA!! hehehehe as a fellow Marine and friend Ollie, and since you are new let me tell you about HG... Nah never mind no one warned me, your on your own hehehehe!!!! Good luck buddy!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollie Posted April 26, 2006 Report Share Posted April 26, 2006 Re: One more HA HA!! Just Kiddin HG, could not resist a little elbowing in the side!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Andrea Posted April 26, 2006 Report Share Posted April 26, 2006 Re: One more HA HA!! Men................er uh, excuse me...............BOYS...................................... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OJR Posted April 26, 2006 Report Share Posted April 26, 2006 Re: One more HA HA!! It sure doesn't take much to entertain the jarheads!!!! LOL!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leatherneck Posted April 26, 2006 Author Report Share Posted April 26, 2006 Re: One more HA HA!! hahaha OJR M..uscles A..re R..equired I..ntelligence N..ot E..ssential we are easily entertained Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Andrea Posted April 26, 2006 Report Share Posted April 26, 2006 Re: One more HA HA!! [ QUOTE ] It sure doesn't take much to entertain the jarheads!!!! LOL!!! [/ QUOTE ] Was that an insult???? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OJR Posted April 26, 2006 Report Share Posted April 26, 2006 Re: One more HA HA!! They are not smart enough to be insulted!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leatherneck Posted April 26, 2006 Author Report Share Posted April 26, 2006 Re: One more HA HA!! Dude come on that hurts!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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