Kids!


Reloader

Recommended Posts

OK a lot of you on here have been posting the little things your kids do. so here it goes...

How many kids do you have?

Age and gender?

Favorite thing they (each if more than one kid) have said so far?

I'll start;

2 kids both girls; older is not quite 3 and a half, younger will be 1 year in june.

3yo was pretending to talk on the phone when my wife tried to get her attention. She said (into her imaginary phone) "hold on" (looks at her mom) "Just a minute!" (back to her phone) "You still there?" (pause) "OK, So anyway..." tongue.gifwink.gifgrin.gif

the 11 month old hasn't said much...but her first word..."OUCH" Her sister steped on something and said ouch...little sister emphaticaly and very clearly copied her. shocked.gif

She then repeated the incident when she picnhed her mother then next day, mom said "ouch" she looked mom in the eye and said "ouch?" then gave her a hug and kiss better! grin.gif

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Re: Kids!

we have 2 girls, ages 30 & 27. both married, oldest had a 6 year old. both have a 5 month old. too many other priceless memories to list here... or bore you with.

in my years, i've discovred that all kids really want out of life are happy parents. show your wife you love her. we still hold hands, and i love no one more than my wife. it shows in our kids, and our grandkids.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Re: Kids!

4 kids (yeah, I'm Polish and Catholic, let it go)

Joe-12, Katie-10, Mike-almost 9, Matt-4

Impossible to say the funniest thing they've said, it's almost a daily thing.

Things I do remember:

One day while shucking corn on the deck, Joe stepped onto the deck, closed the screen door behind himself and said "just call me coconut boy!" and proceeded to demand we call him coconut boy for a month or so.

Katie used to call bulldozers "boldobozers." grin.gif

Mike had an incident in church when he was abooot 3. I told this story the other day in another thread. We had a visiting priest at our church one weekend, so Mike tugged at my elbow and says "dad, is Jesus here today?" and I said, "Jesus is always here." and Mike points to the visiting priest and says "then why is that man wearing his clothes?" grin.gif

Matt just a few weeks ago asked me if I was old and I said "yeah, I'm kinda' old." Then he asked "Am I new?" lol, and I said, "yeah, you're kinda new." About a minute of silence and Matt says "too bad you're old dad, cuz I'm new."

grin.gif

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Re: Kids!

We have two kids, both girls ages 9 & 10 (11 in 26 days according to her).

There has been so many funny comments to count. The most recent came from our oldest. She is naturally blonde and lives up to the typical sterotype. Bare with me a little build up - Recently I promised if she began checking her own blood sugar levels I would treat her to something specail...she choice to dye her hair black. The other night she had a major "blonde moment" as serious as could be she said...ah man what am I going to do I still act blonde.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Guest Andrea

Re: Kids!

2 boys. John is 13, Jack is 9.

They fight like cats and dogs. crazy.gif

John is the daredevil of the two.He fears nothing. He is constantly climbing trees and jumping stuff with his bike. Emergency room trips for John: 3 so far.

Jack is the non-stop athlete. Made his first touchdown last season and is currently the catcher for his little league team. Loves to pester his older brother. smirk.gif

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Re: Kids!

3 girls. Christina is 10, Nicole is 4, and Allison is 6 months.

The 10 year old and 4 year old fight quite often.

Funniest most recent to come to mind was about a week or so ago. Nicole looking through the fence at our cows one afternoon when I was feeding says "daddy, the bull surely does have some big udders." Christina the oldest was rolling and started to try to explain and I had to quickly cut her off.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Re: Kids!

I have a son who is not quite 6 and a daughter who just turned 4.

My wife, my son and myself were walking through Walmart parking lot back when he was around 3 years of age. There was a lady backing out of a parking spot ahead of us and my son clear as day says.."Uh Oh lookout woman driver". My wife was just a bit upset at me if you know what I mean. My son being my oldest, I didn't realize how well they remember...and repeat things. blush.gif

My daughter has a particularily hard time saying the letter "K" and she replaces it with the letter "T".

I was getting my haircut by a girl who has cut my hair for years who is rather skinny (all the way from head to toe). Another lady heard my daughter say the word "Hospital" and she pronounced it "Hosbitapal". She got a kick out of it and I said, you think thats funny, and I asked her if she wanted to see my barbers kittys. Her response was "Erica (the skinny girl -remember?), doesn't have any (insert mispronounced word for kitty here)! blush.gifgrin.gifblush.gifgrin.gif

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.