AJ Posted May 9, 2006 Report Share Posted May 9, 2006 My Buddy sent me this: After the long months of cold and winter, we will soon be coming up to summer and BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking as it's the only type of cooking a real man will do, probably because there is an element of danger involved. When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion: Routine... 1) The woman buys the food. 2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert. 3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand. Here comes the important part: 4) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL. More routine.... 5) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery. 6) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he deals with the situation. Important again: 7) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN. More routine..... 8) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces and brings them to the table. 9) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes. And most important of all: 10) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts. 11) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her night off." And, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OJR Posted May 9, 2006 Report Share Posted May 9, 2006 Re: It\'s BBQ Season That is great AJ! I don't think I will show that to my wife!! LMBO!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest outdoorgirl Posted May 9, 2006 Report Share Posted May 9, 2006 Re: It\'s BBQ Season that's the truth !! .....lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NS whitetail Posted May 9, 2006 Report Share Posted May 9, 2006 Re: It\'s BBQ Season so true Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smitteken Posted May 10, 2006 Report Share Posted May 10, 2006 Re: It\'s BBQ Season Its great to be a man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HarvDog Posted May 14, 2006 Report Share Posted May 14, 2006 Re: It\'s BBQ Season Love it...thanks for sharing AJ. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Andrea Posted May 14, 2006 Report Share Posted May 14, 2006 Re: It\'s BBQ Season Well now, ain't that the truth!!!! That's the absolute gospel right there! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AaronS Posted May 16, 2006 Report Share Posted May 16, 2006 Re: It\'s BBQ Season [ QUOTE ] Well now, ain't that the truth!!!! That's the absolute gospel right there! [/ QUOTE ] Not in my house, lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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