leatherneck Posted May 12, 2006 Report Share Posted May 12, 2006 Texas Air Control Tower > > > > Dallas ATC: "Tower to Saudi Air 911 -- You are cleared to land eastbound on > > runway 9R." > > > > Saudi Air: "Thank you Dallas ATC. Acknowledge cleared to land on infidel's > > runway 9R - Allah be Praised !!" > > > > Dallas ATC "Tower to Iran Air 711 -- You are cleared to land westbound on > > runway > > 9R." > > > > Iran Air: "Thank you Dallas ATC. We are cleared to land on infidel's runway > > 9R. > > - Allah is Great !!" > > > > Pause: Static............. > > > > Saudi Air: "DALLAS ATC! DALLAS ATC!!!" > > > > Dallas ATC: "Go ahead Saudi Air 911?" > > > > Saudi Air: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFT FOR THE SAME RUNWAY GOING IN > > OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS!!! WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE!!! INSTRUCTIONS > > PLEASE!!! > > > > Dallas ATC: Well bless your hearts. Y'all be careful now and tell Allah > > "hey" > > for us -- ya hear?. > > > > Moral: (DON'T MESS WITH TEXAS ! ) > > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hutchies Posted May 12, 2006 Report Share Posted May 12, 2006 Re: Air Traffic controll Texas style!! LOL..............I know the feeling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wtnhunt Posted May 12, 2006 Report Share Posted May 12, 2006 Re: Air Traffic controll Texas style!! LOL. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gator Posted May 12, 2006 Report Share Posted May 12, 2006 Re: Air Traffic controll Texas style!! That's hilarious...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reloader Posted May 12, 2006 Report Share Posted May 12, 2006 Re: Air Traffic controll Texas style!! Love it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tominator Posted May 12, 2006 Report Share Posted May 12, 2006 Re: Air Traffic controll Texas style!! LOL. That's good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doughboy1956 Posted May 12, 2006 Report Share Posted May 12, 2006 Re: Air Traffic controll Texas style!! That's funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest TC308 Posted May 12, 2006 Report Share Posted May 12, 2006 Re: Air Traffic controll Texas style!! lol good one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ambuscher Posted May 12, 2006 Report Share Posted May 12, 2006 Re: Air Traffic controll Texas style!! LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VermontHunter Posted May 12, 2006 Report Share Posted May 12, 2006 Re: Air Traffic controll Texas style!! Now that right there is FUNNY..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevebeilgard Posted May 13, 2006 Report Share Posted May 13, 2006 Re: Air Traffic controll Texas style!! funny, and right up my alley. however, runway 9 right correlates into runway 27 left when landing in the opposite direction. at least when i was flying...lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hogwild63 Posted May 13, 2006 Report Share Posted May 13, 2006 Re: Air Traffic controll Texas style!! yep Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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