doughboy1956 Posted May 14, 2006 Report Share Posted May 14, 2006 Hunting joke!! Three deer hunters go to Heaven. They are met at the pearly gates by St. Peter. St. Peter says to them, "Welcome to Heaven, you three will get along hear just fine, as long as you remember our number one rule. Don't harm any deer. God really gets mad if you harm any of his deer." The three deer hunters thought that was pretty reasonable and they all went off to explore Heaven. The first deer hunter was driving along enjoying the sights of Heaven, and "CRASH" he runs right over a deer and kills it. Then instantly this really ugly woman appears in the seat right next to him. He then realizes that they are shackled together with a heavy chain. The voice of God rings out "You two will be shackled together for eternity." The second deer hunter heard about this and decided that he better be more careful with his driving. He was driving along enjoying the sights of Heaven, and this buck jumped out of the ditch and "CRASH" he runs right over the buck and kills it. Then instantly this even uglier woman appears in the seat right next to him. He then realizes that they are shackled together with a heavy chain. The voice of God again rings out "You two will be shackled together for eternity." The third hunter hears about this and decides he is going to quit driving. The next day he decides he will go for a walk in the forest. After walking for about a mile he spots a log over looking a meadow and sits down for a rest. Then instantly this beautiful woman appears on the log right next to him. He then realizes that they are shackled together with a heavy chain. The deer hunter says to her "Where did you come from?" The beautiful woman says "The last thing that I remember, I was just driving along and "CRASH" I hit this deer." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OJR Posted May 14, 2006 Report Share Posted May 14, 2006 Re: Don\'t harm any deer!!! Oh Boy!!! LMBO!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest hookedonhunting Posted May 14, 2006 Report Share Posted May 14, 2006 Re: Don\'t harm any deer!!! Very nice!! What does LMBO stand for??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BowJoe Posted May 14, 2006 Report Share Posted May 14, 2006 Re: Don\'t harm any deer!!! that's hillarious. I am literally laughing and my wife is mad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wtnhunt Posted May 14, 2006 Report Share Posted May 14, 2006 Re: Don\'t harm any deer!!! LMBO. Good one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest TC308 Posted May 14, 2006 Report Share Posted May 14, 2006 Re: Don\'t harm any deer!!! LOL! I've heard that one before except you wasn't suppose to harm a duck. Still is funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dakota Posted May 14, 2006 Report Share Posted May 14, 2006 Re: Don\'t harm any deer!!! Nice. Dakota Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TreeStandBowHunter Posted May 14, 2006 Report Share Posted May 14, 2006 Re: Don\'t harm any deer!!! [ QUOTE ] What does LMBO stand for??? [/ QUOTE ] LMBO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VermontHunter Posted May 14, 2006 Report Share Posted May 14, 2006 Re: Don\'t harm any deer!!! [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] What does LMBO stand for??? [/ QUOTE ] LMBO [/ QUOTE ] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arrow32 Posted May 14, 2006 Report Share Posted May 14, 2006 Re: Don\'t harm any deer!!! ROFLMBO! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
007hunter Posted May 14, 2006 Report Share Posted May 14, 2006 Re: Don\'t harm any deer!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BowtechTurkeyHunter Posted May 15, 2006 Report Share Posted May 15, 2006 Re: Don\'t harm any deer!!! LOL thats a good one .... . Steve Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest hookedonhunting Posted May 15, 2006 Report Share Posted May 15, 2006 Re: Don\'t harm any deer!!! [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] What does LMBO stand for??? [/ QUOTE ] LMBO [/ QUOTE ] [/ QUOTE ] Yeah i know guys.. Its sad but im serious!?!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TreeStandBowHunter Posted May 15, 2006 Report Share Posted May 15, 2006 Re: Don\'t harm any deer!!! [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] What does LMBO stand for??? [/ QUOTE ] LMBO [/ QUOTE ] [/ QUOTE ] Yeah i know guys.. Its sad but im serious!?!? [/ QUOTE ] So are we Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevebeilgard Posted May 15, 2006 Report Share Posted May 15, 2006 Re: Don\'t harm any deer!!! nice one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gobblerdad Posted May 15, 2006 Report Share Posted May 15, 2006 Re: Don\'t harm any deer!!! Great one, will have to remember this! Chuck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BIG_BUCK_1 Posted May 15, 2006 Report Share Posted May 15, 2006 Re: Don\'t harm any deer!!! that is funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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