DSGB Posted May 18, 2006 Report Share Posted May 18, 2006 The day after his mother in-law disappeared in a kayaking accident, An Anchorage man answered his door to find two grim faced Alaska State Troopers. "We're sorry Mr. Wilkins, but we have some information about your Mother in-law," said one trooper. "Tell me! Did you find her?" Wilkins asked. The troopers looked at each other. One said, "We have some bad news, some good news, and some really great news. Which do you want to hear first?" Fearing the worst, an ashen Mr. Wilkins said, "Give me the bad news first." The trooper said, "I'm sorry to tell you, sir, but this morning we found your mother in-law’s body in Kachemak Bay." "Oh my God!" exclaimed Wilkins. Swallowing hard, he asked, "What's the good news?"* The trooper continued, "When we pulled her up she had 12 twenty five pound king crabs and 6 good size Dungeness crabs clinging to her." Stunned, Mr. Wilkins demanded, "If that's the good news, what's the great news?" The trooper said.... “Well, here’s your share, we set her again & we're going to pull her up again tomorrow!” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OJR Posted May 18, 2006 Report Share Posted May 18, 2006 Re: Mother-in-law joke LMBO!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gator Posted May 18, 2006 Report Share Posted May 18, 2006 Re: Mother-in-law joke That's just wrong!!!!!!!!!!!!!! But Freakin hilariuos!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeramie Posted May 18, 2006 Report Share Posted May 18, 2006 Re: Mother-in-law joke Wrong, wrong, wrong..... Did I mention that I love crab? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master_Chief Posted May 18, 2006 Report Share Posted May 18, 2006 Re: Mother-in-law joke [ QUOTE ] Wrong, wrong, wrong..... Did I mention that I love crab? [/ QUOTE ] That covers it for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest chicks_hunt_to Posted May 18, 2006 Report Share Posted May 18, 2006 Re: Mother-in-law joke lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Finn Posted May 18, 2006 Report Share Posted May 18, 2006 Re: Mother-in-law joke that's good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wtnhunt Posted May 18, 2006 Report Share Posted May 18, 2006 Re: Mother-in-law joke LOL. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
preacherman Posted May 18, 2006 Report Share Posted May 18, 2006 Re: Mother-in-law joke that is really good! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BowtechTurkeyHunter Posted May 18, 2006 Report Share Posted May 18, 2006 Re: Mother-in-law joke LOL that is just so funny in so many ways! Steve Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BamaTrophyHunter Posted May 18, 2006 Report Share Posted May 18, 2006 Re: Mother-in-law joke LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BowJoe Posted May 18, 2006 Report Share Posted May 18, 2006 Re: Mother-in-law joke You have no idea how good that joke sounds to me!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canadian_Goose Posted May 18, 2006 Report Share Posted May 18, 2006 Re: Mother-in-law joke Love Crab Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NS whitetail Posted May 18, 2006 Report Share Posted May 18, 2006 Re: Mother-in-law joke [ QUOTE ] That's just wrong!!!!!!!!!!!!!! But Freakin hilariuos!! [/ QUOTE ] I agree Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doughboy1956 Posted May 18, 2006 Report Share Posted May 18, 2006 Re: Mother-in-law joke Now that's just not right!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckee Posted May 18, 2006 Report Share Posted May 18, 2006 Re: Mother-in-law joke [ QUOTE ] That's just wrong!!!!!!!!!!!!!! But Freakin hilariuos!! [/ QUOTE ] DITTO...LMBO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tominator Posted May 19, 2006 Report Share Posted May 19, 2006 Re: Mother-in-law joke [ QUOTE ] That's just wrong!!!!!!!!!!!!!! But Freakin hilariuos!! [/ QUOTE ] Ditto. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hatetomiss Posted May 19, 2006 Report Share Posted May 19, 2006 Re: Mother-in-law joke thats a good one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawn Posted May 19, 2006 Report Share Posted May 19, 2006 Re: Mother-in-law joke lmbo....great one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaun_300 Posted May 19, 2006 Report Share Posted May 19, 2006 Re: Mother-in-law joke LMAO!!!! Wrong? Yes. But hilarious? Oh heck yeah! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TxAgJeepr Posted May 19, 2006 Report Share Posted May 19, 2006 Re: Mother-in-law joke LMAO!!! Question, seriously, how many times to you resink the bait? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
QDMAworks4me Posted May 19, 2006 Report Share Posted May 19, 2006 Re: Mother-in-law joke HAHA that is really wrong, but funny!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VtBowhunter Posted May 19, 2006 Report Share Posted May 19, 2006 Re: Mother-in-law joke [ QUOTE ] That's just wrong!!!!!!!!!!!!!! But Freakin hilariuos!! [/ QUOTE ] My thoughts exactly, lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arrow32 Posted May 19, 2006 Report Share Posted May 19, 2006 Re: Mother-in-law joke lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest TC308 Posted May 19, 2006 Report Share Posted May 19, 2006 Re: Mother-in-law joke LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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