TreeStandBowHunter Posted May 21, 2006 Report Share Posted May 21, 2006 Got this from my Sister-In-Law....thought I'd share A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered her altitude and spotted a man in a boat below. She shouted to him, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am." The man consulted his portable GPS and replied, "You're in a hot air balloon, approximately 30 feet above a ground elevation of 2346 feet above sea level. You are at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude. She rolled her eyes and said, "You must be a Republican." "I am," replied the man. "How did you know?" "Well," answe red the balloonist, "everything you told me is technically correct, but I have no idea what to do with your information, and I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help to me." The man smiled and responded, "You must be a Democrat." "I am," replied the balloonist. "How did you know?" "Well," said the man, "you don't know where you are or where you're going. You've risen to where you are, due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise that you have no idea how to keep, and you expect me to solve your problem. You're in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but, somehow, now it's my fault." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckee Posted May 21, 2006 Report Share Posted May 21, 2006 Re: Political Humor LOL ... Love the avatar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rifleman25 Posted May 21, 2006 Report Share Posted May 21, 2006 Re: Political Humor So true Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OJR Posted May 21, 2006 Report Share Posted May 21, 2006 Re: Political Humor LMBO!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TxAgJeepr Posted May 21, 2006 Report Share Posted May 21, 2006 Re: Political Humor Now that right there is funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LifeNRA Posted May 21, 2006 Report Share Posted May 21, 2006 Re: Political Humor Good one Mike! I was sure to send that one out! Some are dems too! LMBO!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texan_Til_I_Die Posted May 21, 2006 Report Share Posted May 21, 2006 Re: Political Humor Oh so true my friend! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wtnhunt Posted May 22, 2006 Report Share Posted May 22, 2006 Re: Political Humor LOL. Seen that one a time or two before. Still funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevebeilgard Posted May 25, 2006 Report Share Posted May 25, 2006 Re: Political Humor very nice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BowJoe Posted May 26, 2006 Report Share Posted May 26, 2006 Re: Political Humor Very cunningly accurate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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