vagobbln Posted May 22, 2006 Report Share Posted May 22, 2006 SPECIAL BULLETING FROM THE PENTAGON The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces. These Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi, Missouri, Oklahoma , Tennessee, Texas and Virginia boys will be dropped off into Iraq and have been given only the following facts about terrorists: 1. The season opened today. 2. There is no limit. 3. They taste just like chicken. 4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus. 5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt. The Pentagon expects the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Les Posted May 22, 2006 Report Share Posted May 22, 2006 Re: Iraq soon to be over Count this good ole boy from Wva in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swamphunter Posted May 22, 2006 Report Share Posted May 22, 2006 Re: Iraq soon to be over Good one... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wtnhunt Posted May 22, 2006 Report Share Posted May 22, 2006 Re: Iraq soon to be over LOL. Heard this one on the radio a couple years ago. Pretty funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DU_man_84 Posted May 22, 2006 Report Share Posted May 22, 2006 Re: Iraq soon to be over yeah thats pretty good, you could count me in Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeramie Posted May 22, 2006 Report Share Posted May 22, 2006 Re: Iraq soon to be over I better get home and clean up the shotguns! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TxAgJeepr Posted May 22, 2006 Report Share Posted May 22, 2006 Re: Iraq soon to be over The advanced party is on the ground where's everybody else Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest HAWG Posted May 22, 2006 Report Share Posted May 22, 2006 Re: Iraq soon to be over THATS A GOOD ONE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BamaTrophyHunter Posted May 22, 2006 Report Share Posted May 22, 2006 Re: Iraq soon to be over thats funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bowhunterforlife Posted May 22, 2006 Report Share Posted May 22, 2006 Re: Iraq soon to be over That's a good one, but also tell them that there's free beer for all who go! Been there done that, hope not to have to return. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevebeilgard Posted May 22, 2006 Report Share Posted May 22, 2006 Re: Iraq soon to be over why can't i go? lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squirrelhunter91 Posted May 23, 2006 Report Share Posted May 23, 2006 Re: Iraq soon to be over That's a good one!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BowJoe Posted May 23, 2006 Report Share Posted May 23, 2006 Re: Iraq soon to be over I'm from Souther Illinois. Does that count? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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