unioncountyslayer Posted May 24, 2006 Report Share Posted May 24, 2006 Hey guys and gals, got this in an email today and thought I'd share... *Subject:* Bad American ???? > by: George Carlin > > > I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American. I am George Carlin. > > > I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some mid >level governmental functionary be it Democratic or Republican! > > I'm in touch with my feelings and I like it that way! > > > I think owning a gun doesn't make you a killer, it makes you a smart >American > > > I think being a minority does not make you noble or victimized, and >does not entitle you to anything. > > > > > > > > I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, try to do it in >English. > > > I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her God when and >where they want to. > > > My heroes are John Wayne, Babe Ruth, Roy Rogers, and whoever >canceled Jerry Springer. > > > > > > > > I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor. > > > I know wrestling is fake and I don't waste my time arguing about it. > > > I've never owned a slave, or was a slave, I didn't wander forty >years In the desert after getting chased out of Egypt. I haven't burned any >witches or been persecuted by the Turks and neither have you! So, shut up >already. > > > > > > > > > I want to know which church is it exactly where the Reverend Jesse >Jackson practices, where he gets his money, and why he is always part of >the problem and not the solution. Can I get an AMEN on that one? > > > > > I think cops have the right to pull you over if you're breaking the >law, regardless of what color you are. > > > > > And, no, I don't mind having my face shown on my drivers license. I >think it's good..... and I'm proud that "God" is written on my money. I >think if you are too stupid to know how a ballot works, I don't want you >deciding who should be running the most powerful nation in the world for >the next four years > > > > I believe that it doesn't take a village to raise a child, it takes >two parents. > > > And what is going on with gas prices... again? > > > > > > > > > If this makes me a BAD American, then yes, I'm a BAD American. > > > If you are a BAD American too, please forward this to everyone you >know. > > > > > > We need our country back! > > > We NEED GOD BACK IN OUR COUNTRY! > > I would rather live my life as if there is a > God, and die to find out there isn't, Than > live my life as if there isn't, and die to > find out there is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slugshooter Posted May 24, 2006 Report Share Posted May 24, 2006 Re: Bad American?? I thought George Carlin was an atheist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BowJoe Posted May 24, 2006 Report Share Posted May 24, 2006 Re: Bad American?? George Carlin didn't write this. Snopes.com and his own website confirmed it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wtnhunt Posted May 24, 2006 Report Share Posted May 24, 2006 Re: Bad American?? Seen this before. Nope, dont think Carlin wrote it, dont remember who did, but it is pretty good. Almost sound like something Charlie would right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unioncountyslayer Posted May 24, 2006 Author Report Share Posted May 24, 2006 Re: Bad American?? Who cares who wrote it, it's a great piece. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevebeilgard Posted May 25, 2006 Report Share Posted May 25, 2006 Re: Bad American?? right, union. good post Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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