Vandalism:


popgun

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Vandalism:

I hate it, pure and simple.

There is no reason for it.

It can’t be justified by saying the kids are bored.

It can’t be justified; period.

Halloween, Homecoming, and Graduation are the peak times.

When I delivered the mail I was well aware of the vandalism that occurred to the patron’s mailboxes and the city street signs.

This year’s graduation escapade was the worst I have ever seen.

Thousands of dollars worth of damage has been done to our city.

A few private homes and vehicles were also hit this year.

Painting “the class of 06 or 07”, etc. proves nothing more than the folks in that class are a bunch of irresponsible idiots.

These idiots have now learned to use paintball guns in their vandalistic escapades.

Someone has figured out how to replace the jell-o substance in the balls, with indelible ink.

It smells just like a Magic-Marker.

We had a really nice water tower that was white and had been artfully decorated with the school colors and a big Badger mascot painted on it.

The entire water tower must now be repainted.

Yesterday I noticed there were two stop signs that the fools had missed.

Every other stop sign and yield sign in town is so defaced that there is no way they can reflect or be seen after dark.

The front of the City Hall is now white brick with black and blue splotches all over it.

If I were in charge, and caught even just one of these smart _____ (fill in the blank) idiots, he or she would be cleaning and painting all summer.

Their diploma would be revoked; and next fall they would be enrolled in a special third grade class where they belong.

Not one of these kids has the nerve to fink on one of their classmates, so I put them all in the same class.

Okay, I’m through ranting now.

To all you kids that are graduating this year; be nice.

….popgun

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