Politically correct ways to say someone's stupid:


Jeramie

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I found these on a website and though a few were pretty funny. Enjoy.

* A few clowns short of a circus.

* A few fries short of a Happy Meal.

* An experiment in Artificial Stupidity.

* Dumber than a box of hair.

* A few peas short of a casserole.

* Doesn't have all his cornflakes in one box.

* The wheel's spinning, but the hamster's dead.

* One Fruit Loop shy of a full bowl.

* One taco short of a combination plate.

* A few feathers short of a whole duck.

* The cheese slid off his cracker.

* Body by Fisher, brains by Mattel.

* Has an IQ of 2, but it takes 3 to grunt.

* Warning: Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear.

* Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel.

* He fell out of the Stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down.

* An intellect rivaled only by garden tools.

* As smart as bait.

* Doesn't have all his dogs on one leash.

* Doesn't know much but leads the league in nostril hair.

* Elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor.

* His antenna doesn't pick up all the channels.

* His belt doesn't go through all the loops.

* If he had another brain, it would be lonely.

* No grain in the silo.

* Surfing in Nebraska.

* Too much yardage between the goal posts.

* In the pinball game of life, his flippers were a little further apart than most.

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Re: Politically correct ways to say someone\'s stupid:

LOL those were good! Heres a few more I like to use.

-smart as a bag of hammers

-dumb as a stump

-hasn't got all his eggs in one basket

-only has 2 brain cells, one's lost and the other is out looking for it

-has'nt got the sense god gave a nat

- the lights are on and nobody's home

-a few bricks short of a load

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