Jeramie Posted November 24, 2004 Report Share Posted November 24, 2004 I found these on a website and though a few were pretty funny. Enjoy. * A few clowns short of a circus. * A few fries short of a Happy Meal. * An experiment in Artificial Stupidity. * Dumber than a box of hair. * A few peas short of a casserole. * Doesn't have all his cornflakes in one box. * The wheel's spinning, but the hamster's dead. * One Fruit Loop shy of a full bowl. * One taco short of a combination plate. * A few feathers short of a whole duck. * The cheese slid off his cracker. * Body by Fisher, brains by Mattel. * Has an IQ of 2, but it takes 3 to grunt. * Warning: Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear. * Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel. * He fell out of the Stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down. * An intellect rivaled only by garden tools. * As smart as bait. * Doesn't have all his dogs on one leash. * Doesn't know much but leads the league in nostril hair. * Elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor. * His antenna doesn't pick up all the channels. * His belt doesn't go through all the loops. * If he had another brain, it would be lonely. * No grain in the silo. * Surfing in Nebraska. * Too much yardage between the goal posts. * In the pinball game of life, his flippers were a little further apart than most. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
007hunter Posted November 24, 2004 Report Share Posted November 24, 2004 Re: Politically correct ways to say someone\'s stupid: LOL!! Them are good! I know a few people that fit them descriptions quite well! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swamphunter Posted November 24, 2004 Report Share Posted November 24, 2004 Re: Politically correct ways to say someone\'s stupid: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
puffy Posted November 24, 2004 Report Share Posted November 24, 2004 Re: Politically correct ways to say someone\'s stupid: LOL those were good! Heres a few more I like to use. -smart as a bag of hammers -dumb as a stump -hasn't got all his eggs in one basket -only has 2 brain cells, one's lost and the other is out looking for it -has'nt got the sense god gave a nat - the lights are on and nobody's home -a few bricks short of a load Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BowtechTurkeyHunter Posted November 24, 2004 Report Share Posted November 24, 2004 Re: Politically correct ways to say someone\'s stupid: Not the sharpest tool in the shed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archerjg Posted November 25, 2004 Report Share Posted November 25, 2004 Re: Politically correct ways to say someone\'s stup Those are funny. Archerjg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillbilly Posted November 25, 2004 Report Share Posted November 25, 2004 Re: Politically correct ways to say someone\'s stup I thought it was this " How could you miss he was 5 yards away" Rifle and Scope and u missed..... Polite way to say your stupid.... Give me your license. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
total disaster Posted November 25, 2004 Report Share Posted November 25, 2004 Re: Politically correct ways to say someone\'s stup all your dogs ant barking LOL pretty funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckbuster11 Posted November 25, 2004 Report Share Posted November 25, 2004 Re: Politically correct ways to say someone\'s stupid: LOL....and I thought I had heard them all!! [ QUOTE ] Too much yardage between the goal posts. [/ QUOTE ] LMBO!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitetailkiller Posted November 25, 2004 Report Share Posted November 25, 2004 Re: Politically correct ways to say someone\'s stupid: good ones thanx for sharing!!!!!!!!!! lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bruce Schmeck Posted November 26, 2004 Report Share Posted November 26, 2004 Re: Politically correct ways to say someone\'s stupid: Since I don't believe in political correctness, I just tell them they are ignorant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HuntingInMaine Posted November 26, 2004 Report Share Posted November 26, 2004 Re: Politically correct ways to say someone\'s stupid: I don't know how "politically correct" those are, but very funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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