jdickey Posted June 17, 2006 Report Share Posted June 17, 2006 Texas Air Control Tower Dallas ATC: "Tower to Saudi Air 911 -- You are cleared to land eastbound on runway 9R." Saudi Air: "Thank you Dallas ATC. Acknowledge cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R - Allah be Praised !!" Dallas ATC "Tower to Iran Air 711 -- You are cleared to land westbound on runway 9R." Iran Air: "Thank you Dallas ATC. We are cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R. - Allah is Great !!" Pause: Static............. Saudi Air: "DALLAS ATC! DALLAS ATC!!!" Dallas ATC: "Go ahead Saudi Air 911?" Saudi Air: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFT FOR THE SAME RUNWAY GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS!!! WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE!!! INSTRUCTIONS PLEASE!!! Dallas ATC: Well bless your hearts. Y'all be careful now and tell Allah "hey" for us -- ya hear?. Moral: DON'T MESS WITH TEXAS ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wtnhunt Posted June 18, 2006 Report Share Posted June 18, 2006 Re: DON\'T MESS WITH TEXAS! LOL. Seen that one before. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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