doughboy1956 Posted June 28, 2006 Report Share Posted June 28, 2006 This is Good Science vs God. . . God is sitting in Heaven when a scientist says to Him, "Lord, we don't need you anymore. Science has finally figured out a way to create life out of nothing. In other words, we can now do what you did in the 'beginning'." "Oh, is that so? Tell me..." replies God. "Well, " says the scientist, "we can take dirt and form it into the likeness of You and breathe life into it, thus creating man." "Well, that's interesting. Show Me." So the scientist bends down to the earth and starts to mold the soil. "Oh no, no, no..." interrupts God, "Hold up a Minute." ( I love this ) "Get your own dirt." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dogdoc Posted June 29, 2006 Report Share Posted June 29, 2006 Re: Science vs God. . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest fishermanwhohunts Posted June 29, 2006 Report Share Posted June 29, 2006 Re: Science vs God. . . Yeah! Technically God made all of the atoms to make the dirt and everything else so only He made something out of nothing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest woodsnwater Posted June 29, 2006 Report Share Posted June 29, 2006 Re: Science vs God. . . That is a classic & so true. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wtnhunt Posted June 29, 2006 Report Share Posted June 29, 2006 Re: Science vs God. . . Pretty good one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeramie Posted June 29, 2006 Report Share Posted June 29, 2006 Re: Science vs God. . . And there you go.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dakota Posted July 4, 2006 Report Share Posted July 4, 2006 Re: Science vs God. . . Lol. Now THAT's funny! Dakota Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HarvDog Posted July 4, 2006 Report Share Posted July 4, 2006 Re: Science vs God. . . Awesome! You go God!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WIwhitetailhunter Posted July 6, 2006 Report Share Posted July 6, 2006 Re: Science vs God. . . Kinda hard to out do THE MAN! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heathcoerracin Posted July 6, 2006 Report Share Posted July 6, 2006 Re: Science vs God. . . i like that one alot!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JohnnyStorm Posted July 6, 2006 Report Share Posted July 6, 2006 Re: Science vs God. . . Not wanting to spoil the gag but if the Scientist actually thought he was conversing with the good Lord wouldn't he just keep his trap shut? Still, I appreciate the sentiment, argue it until you are blue in the face about how it all came into being...you can't deny that there had to be something right at the start calling the shots. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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