Science vs God. . .


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Science vs God. . .

God is sitting in Heaven when a scientist says to Him, "Lord, we don't need

you anymore. Science has finally figured out a way to create life out of

nothing. In other words, we can now do what you did in the 'beginning'."

"Oh, is that so? Tell me..." replies God. "Well, " says the scientist, "we

can take dirt and form it into the likeness of You and breathe life into it,

thus creating man." "Well, that's interesting. Show Me." So the scientist

bends down to the earth and starts to mold the soil.

"Oh no, no, no..." interrupts God, "Hold up a Minute."

( I love this )

"Get your own dirt."

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Guest fishermanwhohunts

Re: Science vs God. . .

Yeah! Technically God made all of the atoms to make the dirt and everything else so only He made something out of nothing. grin.gif

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Guest JohnnyStorm

Re: Science vs God. . .

Not wanting to spoil the gag but if the Scientist actually thought he was conversing with the good Lord wouldn't he just keep his trap shut?

Still, I appreciate the sentiment, argue it until you are blue in the face about how it all came into being...you can't deny that there had to be something right at the start calling the shots.

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