OK who would kill their wife if....


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who here would kill their wife if she did this.....I have been saving for a new Bar B Q for a year...I got it this week an really nice stainless steal one with all the goodies...ran me about 700 bucks.....well I used it one time and today while I am at work she decides to do 2 chickens on it....I begged her not to....but as you married guys know that does not work....so she goes a head and does it....so what happens....FIRE FIRE FIRE the one chicken fell off and started a nice fire and what do you ask does fire do to stainless steal....BLACK BLACK BLACK.....I got home from work and have worked on it for almost 2 hours now to try to get it clean...I used CLR it worked the best...any other tips...PLEASE....well I got it some what back to normal but there is still some black on it....and then she come out and says....well no wonder its black the temp said it was 700....it was all I could do not to toss her off the back deck......ok rant over....I did not yell at her I just let it go...but I think she knows how MAD I am at her.......would any of you guys killed her...LOL

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Re: OK who would kill their wife if....

I would just try to remember how many times I used her designer batroom towels to clean my dipstick when I'm changing the oil in my truck.

"Hey, if you don't want it used, don't buy it." That's what I told her. Maybe that's what your wife was thinking.

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Guest woodsnwater

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At least she was not hurt & the house didn't catch fire.She probably feels worse than you so don't be to rough on her. Tell her accident's happen & it's ok. Then uncross your fingers!!!!

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just hug her and say i love you lets talk about this tomorrow.just make sure you cool off first. then tomorrow teach her how to work the grill....pick your battles deer season is near

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just hug her and say i love you lets talk about this tomorrow.just make sure you cool off first. then tomorrow teach her how to work the grill....pick your battles deer season is near

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That right there is Real Wisdom! cool.gif

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Yep! Maybe I would show her how to work it, and what to do when a fire happens! wink.gif I always keep a spray bottle with plain water for them little flare ups!!! My wife loves to cook on the grill!!! But she like my rottissorie(sp?) chicken!!! Secret sauce!!! wink.gif

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LMBO! Sorry, it's kinda funny. Try SOS pads. They will get alot of stuff off and I've used them before to clean the black stuff off the bottom of pots.

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no sos pads...its the outside of the Q she turned black...I don't want to scratch it up.

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Guest Finn

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you want a real tip? pluck the chicken before you cook it. less chance of a fire. (sorry, i had to! lol)

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Great tip, Steve grin.gif

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