Swamphunter Posted July 1, 2006 Report Share Posted July 1, 2006 Subject: Navy Seal A Navy SEAL was attending some college courses between assignments. He had just completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan. One of the courses had a professor who was an avowed atheist and a member of the ACLU. One day he shocked the class when he came in, looked to the ceiling, and flatly stated, "God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes." The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, "Here I am God. I'm still waiting." It got down to the last couple of minutes when the SEAL got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him; knocking him off the platform. The professor was out cold. The SEAL went back to his seat and sat there silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and sat there looking on in silence. The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the SEAL and asked, "What the heck is the matter with you? Why did you do that?" The SEAL calmly replied, "God was too busy today protecting America's soldiers who are protecting your right to say stupid crap and act like an *******. So He sent me." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckee Posted July 1, 2006 Report Share Posted July 1, 2006 Re: Navy Seal God does work through people Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bruce Schmeck Posted July 1, 2006 Report Share Posted July 1, 2006 Re: Navy Seal Hey!....................................................Whatever works. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wtnhunt Posted July 1, 2006 Report Share Posted July 1, 2006 Re: Navy Seal That is great Ken. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoss Posted July 1, 2006 Report Share Posted July 1, 2006 Re: Navy Seal thats good. but i would rather it been a green bret or an army air born like the 101st. but i like it any way Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heathcoerracin Posted July 1, 2006 Report Share Posted July 1, 2006 Re: Navy Seal i wish God would use me like that and hit an athiest and ACLU member!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jdickey Posted July 2, 2006 Report Share Posted July 2, 2006 Re: Navy Seal Good story .... seems like it changes from Green Berets to Marines, to SEALS every time it comes around though! Wish I could introduce CINDY SHEEHAN to that guy... she's back in town ..... AGAIN. She's planning on being here in August .... AGAIN! Just shows you how stupid that women is.... coming to Central Texas in AUGUST! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tominator Posted July 2, 2006 Report Share Posted July 2, 2006 Re: Navy Seal LMAO--That's a good one Ken. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LifeNRA Posted July 2, 2006 Report Share Posted July 2, 2006 Re: Navy Seal LOL! Seen that one before! STILL GOOD!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BowJoe Posted July 2, 2006 Report Share Posted July 2, 2006 Re: Navy Seal I know that one almost by heart but I still love the answer in the end. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swamphunter Posted July 3, 2006 Author Report Share Posted July 3, 2006 Re: Navy Seal [ QUOTE ] LOL! Seen that one before! STILL GOOD!!! [/ QUOTE ] I figured it had probably been around, but it was the first time I had ever seen it and I thought it was pretty funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Les Posted July 3, 2006 Report Share Posted July 3, 2006 Re: Navy Seal Thats a good one lmbo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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