buckee Posted July 4, 2006 Report Share Posted July 4, 2006 A middle aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she had a near death experience. Seeing God she asked "Is my time up?" God said, "No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live". Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have face-lift, liposuction, and a tummy tuck. She even had someone come in and change her hair colour. Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well make the most of it. After her last operation, she was released from the hospital. While crossing the street on her way home, she was killed by an ambulance. Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I had another 40 years? Why didn't you pull me out of the path of the ambulance?" . . . . . . . . . . . . . . God replied, "I didn't recognize you." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Xen Posted July 5, 2006 Report Share Posted July 5, 2006 Re: Is my time up I heard that joke a while back, but the punch line was "April Fool's!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arrow32 Posted July 5, 2006 Report Share Posted July 5, 2006 Re: Is my time up lmbo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heathcoerracin Posted July 6, 2006 Report Share Posted July 6, 2006 Re: Is my time up lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HuntnMa Posted July 7, 2006 Report Share Posted July 7, 2006 Re: Is my time up lol. thats adorable...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest buckstop_sue Posted July 7, 2006 Report Share Posted July 7, 2006 Re: Is my time up cute Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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