muggs Posted July 12, 2006 Report Share Posted July 12, 2006 just got an email from my old lady. Her boss found a kitten in a ditch, shivering, and cold. He's looking for someone who's willing to take it. I hate cats, but picturing the little guy in the ditch must have done something, because I agreed to take it in. I absolutely hate cats, but Sarah loves them. We need to name the thing. I suggested we call him Won Ton, because if I'm allergic to him, I plan to sell him to the Chinese restuarant up the street so I can buy some benadryl...needless to say, the old lady put the kibash on that one. any ideas? He's orange with white paws. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hutchies Posted July 12, 2006 Report Share Posted July 12, 2006 Re: I\'m getting a kitten...what should I name it? How about "Bait"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steven Posted July 12, 2006 Report Share Posted July 12, 2006 Re: I\'m getting a kitten...what should I name it? Dog food Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wtnhunt Posted July 12, 2006 Report Share Posted July 12, 2006 Re: I\'m getting a kitten...what should I name it? Cats dont fair too well around here. Last year we had been feeding a solid white cat that eventually ended up hiding inthe soffits in my garage. Big mistake on the cats part. Had to grab the blasted thing out with welding gloves on a couple of occasions. Later on I think that same cat ended up meeting its doom when it hit our electric fence around our sweet corn. Have found a couple dead cats in our pastures over the years. Think the coyotes and bobcats get to them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muggs Posted July 12, 2006 Author Report Share Posted July 12, 2006 Re: I\'m getting a kitten...what should I name it? I can see where this is going. Where's Hunting Girl when I need her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdvantageTimberLou Posted July 12, 2006 Report Share Posted July 12, 2006 Re: I\'m getting a kitten...what should I name it? probably was in that ditch hunting for food and someone interupted his hunt!! I would take it back to that ditch and set it free myself!! Go kitty, be free.....who knows that could be a wild cat and wants to be one with nature!! Just messing with you. Call him Mr. Whiskers!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tominator Posted July 12, 2006 Report Share Posted July 12, 2006 Re: I\'m getting a kitten...what should I name it? I have come to tolerate cats. My wife and little girl love them. They are utilitarian to me. If they kill mice, they get to stay. When they crap, pee, destroy furniture, harbor vermin like fleas and ticks--outside they go forever to fend for themselves. We just got a new one a couple weeks ago. The outside one got hit by a car, the inside one got banished because she got territorial with the new kitten and started urinating all over the house. But I digress...... Call him lucky, cuz he's pretty lucky someone like Sarah took him in. Then later when you have to get rid of him, lucky will apply then too, because he'll be lucky you didn't introduce him to your bow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slughunter Posted July 12, 2006 Report Share Posted July 12, 2006 Re: I\'m getting a kitten...what should I name it? "moving target" im not sure what to name it, my cats names are Leo, Lilly, Buster, and then bibs, but he just died, got his by a car -shane Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muggs Posted July 12, 2006 Author Report Share Posted July 12, 2006 Re: I\'m getting a kitten...what should I name it? Chris, I'm reallly worried about the furniture and carpet. We just bought the house and all that stuff is brand new. The cat is only 6 weeks old, and you can't get them declawed until they're 10 months (I already called a Vet ). Once we declaw him, he can't go outside. If he did, names like "bait" and "dog food" would definately fit. Biggest thing I hate about cats is the litter box. Those things are sick! The agreement is, Sarah pays any and all related costs associated with the flea bag, she feeds it, cleans up after it, and keeps it out of our bedroom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Strut10 Posted July 12, 2006 Report Share Posted July 12, 2006 Re: I\'m getting a kitten...what should I name it? I'd name him "Gone". Take him back and leave him in the ditch. Wait around. Maybe a puppy will show up. [ QUOTE ] I have come to tolerate cats. [/ QUOTE ] Awwwwwww, Chris!!!!!!!!!!!! I used to think you were a man of sound judgment and high principal. I, personally, refuse to harbor any vermin which requires me to keep a box of animal feces in my house. I try to live as far away from animal feces as possible. Besides.........any critter that relies upon me for its food and the roof over its head should not delight in giving me "the bird" when I call it. "What?? Me??? Come to you????????" (Gives "the bird"......hence the "catbird" ) "Ain't no way I'm coming to you!! I'm a cat and you can't make me. And, besides........I don't feel the urge to rub my hind-end in anyone's face at the moment. But I'll get back to you on that one." "Now...........let me see...........I believe I need to go poop in your house." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DU_man_84 Posted July 12, 2006 Report Share Posted July 12, 2006 Re: I\'m getting a kitten...what should I name it? im with you muggs i hate cats too, my boss the other day out at his farm at work found a barn cat that wandered up and i named it chipeto, like in meet the parents, the movie, or jinksie, i really dont know what to name a cat, cause most of the time i dont care, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ohiobucks Posted July 12, 2006 Report Share Posted July 12, 2006 Re: I\'m getting a kitten...what should I name it? Bullseye. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ohiobucks Posted July 12, 2006 Report Share Posted July 12, 2006 Re: I\'m getting a kitten...what should I name it? I also have a new name for you, I'll PM it to you..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckee Posted July 12, 2006 Report Share Posted July 12, 2006 Re: I\'m getting a kitten...what should I name it? Meoow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muggs Posted July 12, 2006 Author Report Share Posted July 12, 2006 Re: I\'m getting a kitten...what should I name it? [ QUOTE ] I'd name him "Gone". Take him back and leave him in the ditch. Wait around. Maybe a puppy will show up. [ QUOTE ] I have come to tolerate cats. [/ QUOTE ] Awwwwwww, Chris!!!!!!!!!!!! I used to think you were a man of sound judgment and high principal. I, personally, refuse to harbor any vermin which requires me to keep a box of animal feces in my house. I try to live as far away from animal feces as possible. Besides.........any critter that relies upon me for its food and the roof over its head should not delight in giving me "the bird" when I call it. "What?? Me??? Come to you????????" (Gives "the bird"......hence the "catbird" ) "Ain't no way I'm coming to you!! I'm a cat and you can't make me. And, besides........I don't feel the urge to rub my hind-end in anyone's face at the moment. But I'll get back to you on that one." "Now...........let me see...........I believe I need to go poop in your house." [/ QUOTE ] Strut...you my friend...have serious issues. j/k Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unioncountyslayer Posted July 12, 2006 Report Share Posted July 12, 2006 Re: I\'m getting a kitten...what should I name it? How about "Chickenlowmain" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Andrea Posted July 12, 2006 Report Share Posted July 12, 2006 Re: I\'m getting a kitten...what should I name it? [ QUOTE ] I can see where this is going. Where's Hunting Girl when I need her. [/ QUOTE ] I'm here. Well, the obvious name would be Garfield.....but I always liked Odie better. Either that or "Ditch" or "Roadie". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Strut10 Posted July 12, 2006 Report Share Posted July 12, 2006 Re: I\'m getting a kitten...what should I name it? [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] I'd name him "Gone". Take him back and leave him in the ditch. Wait around. Maybe a puppy will show up. [ QUOTE ] I have come to tolerate cats. [/ QUOTE ] Awwwwwww, Chris!!!!!!!!!!!! I used to think you were a man of sound judgment and high principal. I, personally, refuse to harbor any vermin which requires me to keep a box of animal feces in my house. I try to live as far away from animal feces as possible. Besides.........any critter that relies upon me for its food and the roof over its head should not delight in giving me "the bird" when I call it. "What?? Me??? Come to you????????" (Gives "the bird"......hence the "catbird" ) "Ain't no way I'm coming to you!! I'm a cat and you can't make me. And, besides........I don't feel the urge to rub my hind-end in anyone's face at the moment. But I'll get back to you on that one." "Now...........let me see...........I believe I need to go poop in your house." [/ QUOTE ] Strut...you my friend...have serious issues. j/k [/ QUOTE ] With cats........yes. Yes, I do. Actually, I was holding back with all my might when I posted what I did. Good luck with yer new kitty. Better you than me is all I can say, bud. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norm Sauceman Posted July 12, 2006 Report Share Posted July 12, 2006 Re: I\'m getting a kitten...what should I name it? Fiddle Strings??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DU_man_84 Posted July 12, 2006 Report Share Posted July 12, 2006 Re: I\'m getting a kitten...what should I name it? hey you could also take it and give it to a chinese restaurant, there always looking for some spare cats to cook up and serve, lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckbuster11 Posted July 12, 2006 Report Share Posted July 12, 2006 Re: I\'m getting a kitten...what should I name it? [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] I'd name him "Gone". Take him back and leave him in the ditch. Wait around. Maybe a puppy will show up. [ QUOTE ] I have come to tolerate cats. [/ QUOTE ] Awwwwwww, Chris!!!!!!!!!!!! I used to think you were a man of sound judgment and high principal. I, personally, refuse to harbor any vermin which requires me to keep a box of animal feces in my house. I try to live as far away from animal feces as possible. Besides.........any critter that relies upon me for its food and the roof over its head should not delight in giving me "the bird" when I call it. "What?? Me??? Come to you????????" (Gives "the bird"......hence the "catbird" ) "Ain't no way I'm coming to you!! I'm a cat and you can't make me. And, besides........I don't feel the urge to rub my hind-end in anyone's face at the moment. But I'll get back to you on that one." "Now...........let me see...........I believe I need to go poop in your house." [/ QUOTE ] Strut...you my friend...have serious issues. j/k [/ QUOTE ] Don't joke, it's true. Trust me, I've met the guy....but I digress. BTW---name the cat Bubbles, Grady or Hines. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Strut10 Posted July 12, 2006 Report Share Posted July 12, 2006 Re: I\'m getting a kitten...what should I name it? [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] I'd name him "Gone". Take him back and leave him in the ditch. Wait around. Maybe a puppy will show up. [ QUOTE ] I have come to tolerate cats. [/ QUOTE ] Awwwwwww, Chris!!!!!!!!!!!! I used to think you were a man of sound judgment and high principal. I, personally, refuse to harbor any vermin which requires me to keep a box of animal feces in my house. I try to live as far away from animal feces as possible. Besides.........any critter that relies upon me for its food and the roof over its head should not delight in giving me "the bird" when I call it. "What?? Me??? Come to you????????" (Gives "the bird"......hence the "catbird" ) "Ain't no way I'm coming to you!! I'm a cat and you can't make me. And, besides........I don't feel the urge to rub my hind-end in anyone's face at the moment. But I'll get back to you on that one." "Now...........let me see...........I believe I need to go poop in your house." [/ QUOTE ] Strut...you my friend...have serious issues. j/k [/ QUOTE ] Don't joke, it's true. Trust me, I've met the guy....but I digress. [/ QUOTE ] I know where you liiiiiiiiiivvvvvvve, Joooooooohnnnn........... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OJR Posted July 12, 2006 Report Share Posted July 12, 2006 Re: I\'m getting a kitten...what should I name it? Take it back to the ditch, along with your 12 ga. and see if it can outrun some #6 shot! The only good cat is a dead one!! I would name it "DEAD"!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arrow32 Posted July 12, 2006 Report Share Posted July 12, 2006 Re: I\'m getting a kitten...what should I name it? I wouldnt have it.lol Name it Orange. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Andrea Posted July 12, 2006 Report Share Posted July 12, 2006 Re: I\'m getting a kitten...what should I name it? LMBO...............I think it's hilarious how uptight GUYS are about cats. No, we don't have any cats either, but I believe they are here for a reason ( rodent control) and it doesn't bother me if other people own them. Relax fellas!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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