Newarcher Posted July 17, 2006 Report Share Posted July 17, 2006 I admit to being a COPS fanatic and I am always amazed at the dumb excuses people give and how they get tongue tied when approached by the cops. Then, it happened to me. I mowed the yard of a WWII vet that is in his last days due to cancer (my honor to do it) and I took them a meal my wife had prepared. Right behind his house, they are developing a huge subdivision but there are no houses just yet. I decided on the way out to drive back and look at the woodline to see if I could find any deer to see. On my way out, you guessed it.....a cop stopped my as he drove by (driver window to driver window). The conversation went like this: COP: Hey, what are you doing back here? Me: Looking for deer COP: Deer? Why are you looking for deer? Me: [Raising my hand and shrugging my shoulders] I like deer. COP: The reason I stopped is we are having trouble with people dumping back here Me: Oh no, wasn't dumping back here. I just mowed Mr. Noe's grass (like he knows who the heck Mr. Noe is). COP: Okay, have a nice night. It was funny but I almost incriminated myself as a poacher (surprised he didn't look for guns) even though I wouldn't ever poach a deer. I also looked pretty guilty of something when I was innocently just driving around. I can only imagine how I would have looked if I had really done something. New Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Andrea Posted July 17, 2006 Report Share Posted July 17, 2006 Re: Cops !! Yeah, we got stopped on our way out to put corn in our feeders one time.( Game wardens) To get to our lease, you have to drive through a state forest. ( Lease is bordered by state land all around.....hee hee hee) Naturally, we get searched for weapons and what not. Just doing their job I know, but I know what you mean about feeling guilty for nothing. Really weird. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tominator Posted July 17, 2006 Report Share Posted July 17, 2006 Re: Cops !! That's funny New. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RangerClay Posted July 17, 2006 Report Share Posted July 17, 2006 Re: Cops !! Hope you don't get the full cavity search next time Ranger Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkeygirl Posted July 17, 2006 Report Share Posted July 17, 2006 Re: Cops !! LOL! During the spring semester, my conservation bio. class was out on a lab trip and we were driving around back roads in a 10 passenger van and a mini-van. We were stopping and looking for otter sign. Well we stopped by this creek with a dam and the professor who is blond haired, not that old, and the rest of us students are walking up and down this road looking for tracks. One of the kids shouts he found some poop and tracks down over this bank by the edge of the creek in the snow. So the professor goes running over, climbs down the bank, onto posted property, gets some poop, brings it up to show us, it wasn't otter but mink poop, and this cop comes up the road and stops,lol. It was funny because about 3/4 of the class was females so here are a few guys with a bunch of girls,lol. The officer was like how's it going? what are you doing? The professor explained and the cop is like ooohh oookkkk and leaves,lol. It was funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wtnhunt Posted July 17, 2006 Report Share Posted July 17, 2006 Re: Cops !! That is funny new. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
konfuzed Posted July 17, 2006 Report Share Posted July 17, 2006 Re: Cops !! Actually he was probably just bored. I think one of my favorite cops episodes is the one where the cop asked the dude if he had smoked any dope that night. Of course he said, NO SIR!! Dude had a joint stuck behind his ear. LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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