HarvDog Posted July 18, 2006 Report Share Posted July 18, 2006 On the first day God created the dog. God said, "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. I will give you a life span of twenty years." The dog said, "That's too long to be barking. Give me ten years and I'll give you back the other ten." So God agreed. On the second day God created the monkey. God said, "Entertain people, do monkey tricks, make them laugh. I'll give you a twenty-year life span." The monkey said, "How boring. Monkey tricks for twenty years? I don't think so. Dog gave you back ten, so that's what I'll do too, okay?" And God agreed. On the third day God created the cow. God said, "You must go to the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer. I will give you a life span of sixty years." The cow said, "That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years. Let me have twenty and I'll give back the other forty." And God agreed again. On the fourth day God created man. God said, "Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life. I'll give you twenty years." Man said, "What? Only twenty years?! Tell you what, I'll take my twenty, and the forty the cow gave back and the ten the monkey gave back and the ten the dog gave back...that makes eighty, okay?" "Okay," said God, "You've got a deal." So that is why the first twenty years we eat, sleep, play, and enjoy ourselves; for the next forty years we slave in the sun to support our family; for the next ten years we do monkey tricks to entertain the grandchildren; and for the last ten years we sit on the front porch and bark at everyone. Life has now been explained to you . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeramie Posted July 18, 2006 Report Share Posted July 18, 2006 Re: God had a plan LoL! Thats awesome..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kooter Posted July 18, 2006 Report Share Posted July 18, 2006 Re: God had a plan THAT IS GREAT. VERY FUNNY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jjones Posted July 18, 2006 Report Share Posted July 18, 2006 Re: God had a plan thats funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckslayer Posted July 19, 2006 Report Share Posted July 19, 2006 Re: God had a plan lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUGARKAHNE Posted July 19, 2006 Report Share Posted July 19, 2006 Re: God had a plan [ QUOTE ] Life has now been explained to you . [/ QUOTE ] Ah now I see. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toddyboman Posted July 19, 2006 Report Share Posted July 19, 2006 Re: God had a plan Thats awesome AND TRUE!!!!! thanks for sharing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
okbowman Posted July 19, 2006 Report Share Posted July 19, 2006 Re: God had a plan So True, and Funny!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Squirrelhunter91 Posted July 19, 2006 Report Share Posted July 19, 2006 Re: God had a plan Wow. That's like a metaphor and a half. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cutter Posted July 19, 2006 Report Share Posted July 19, 2006 Re: God had a plan Thats great stuff lol. Hit the nail on the head . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archerjg Posted July 19, 2006 Report Share Posted July 19, 2006 Re: God had a plan That is a great one. Archerjg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dogdoc Posted July 19, 2006 Report Share Posted July 19, 2006 Re: God had a plan now that is FUNNY! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wtnhunt Posted July 19, 2006 Report Share Posted July 19, 2006 Re: God had a plan LMBO. That is great. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BowJoe Posted July 19, 2006 Report Share Posted July 19, 2006 Re: God had a plan Now that's a plan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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