Exturkinator Posted August 1, 2006 Report Share Posted August 1, 2006 Well the bride's been having contractions for the last 36 hours but nothing steady enough to warrant real labor... I got out of the hospital early yesterday and went home and made her take a good long walk (1+ mile) in the 97degree heat to see if we could prod the process along but no doin... She says being home with the two little chickens (3.5 year old and 1.5 year old) is going to be enough to put her into labor - we'll see! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeramie Posted August 1, 2006 Report Share Posted August 1, 2006 Re: Should be soon... Man! Congratulations again and sleep well while you can...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Andrea Posted August 1, 2006 Report Share Posted August 1, 2006 Re: Should be soon... Brings back memories. I tried mowing the lawn with a push mower in 100 degree heat but that didn't work either. Neither did that stupid concoction of castor oil and orange juice. ( What idiot came up with that??? I couldn't even get it to my lips ) Maybe I shoulda jumped on the trampoline. Good luck with the labor and delivery. Keep us informed!!!! Can't wait to see pics!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newarcher Posted August 1, 2006 Report Share Posted August 1, 2006 Re: Should be soon... The best thing that you can do is what got you into this mess in the first place! New Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Andrea Posted August 1, 2006 Report Share Posted August 1, 2006 Re: Should be soon... [ QUOTE ] The best thing that you can do is what got you into this mess in the first place! New [/ QUOTE ] lmbo............I was thinking that but didn't know if I should say it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Exturkinator Posted August 1, 2006 Author Report Share Posted August 1, 2006 Re: Should be soon... [ QUOTE ] The best thing that you can do is what got you into this mess in the first place! New [/ QUOTE ] I left that part out - rest assured that were exhausting all options here! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newarcher Posted August 1, 2006 Report Share Posted August 1, 2006 Re: Should be soon... Well, then ask her to rub your feet because they hurt...... The full body anger spasm that rages through her should help! New Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MUDRUNNER Posted August 1, 2006 Report Share Posted August 1, 2006 Re: Should be soon... [ QUOTE ] I tried mowing the lawn with a push mower in 100 degree heat but that didn't work either. [/ QUOTE ] Sheesh,I can't get my wife to cut the grass when she's not pregnant. Good luck Exturkinator!Do you know what it's gonna be? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tominator Posted August 1, 2006 Report Share Posted August 1, 2006 Re: Should be soon... Good luck David (although, I know luck doesn't play a part). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaun_300 Posted August 1, 2006 Report Share Posted August 1, 2006 Re: Should be soon... Best of luck to you and your wife! Hope everything goes well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkeygirl Posted August 1, 2006 Report Share Posted August 1, 2006 Re: Should be soon... Good luck and I hope the delivery goes well when the time comes! Maybe just ask her if you can go on this hunting trip....that might help speed things along in relation to anger spasms,lol! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevebeilgard Posted August 1, 2006 Report Share Posted August 1, 2006 Re: Should be soon... i wouldn't close both eyes at once tonight. lol. best to you, buddy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archerjg Posted August 2, 2006 Report Share Posted August 2, 2006 Re: Should be soon... Congratulations to both of you. Archerjg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUGARKAHNE Posted August 2, 2006 Report Share Posted August 2, 2006 Re: Should be soon... Congratulations and good luck w/ everything! Is it a boy or a girl? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeramie Posted August 2, 2006 Report Share Posted August 2, 2006 Re: Should be soon... [ QUOTE ] Well, then ask her to rub your feet because they hurt...... The full body anger spasm that rages through her should help! [/ QUOTE ] Or the beating that insues... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdvantageTimberLou Posted August 2, 2006 Report Share Posted August 2, 2006 Re: Should be soon... man, walking in this heat in Michigan, man doc, your brutal on your bride! I like it!! Hope for all the best for your family, maybe take her for a jet ski ride, that might work, something to get that little bundle of joy ready to come out and see the world! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wtnhunt Posted August 2, 2006 Report Share Posted August 2, 2006 Re: Should be soon... Congratulations. Hope everything goes well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RangerClay Posted August 2, 2006 Report Share Posted August 2, 2006 Re: Should be soon... Good Luck! Be sure to be holding her hand when she does go into labor, Hee-Hee-Hee-Hee-Hee-Hee- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newarcher Posted August 2, 2006 Report Share Posted August 2, 2006 Re: Should be soon... Hey you are a cardiac surgeon, can't you just take the misses out to the garage and end this once and for all. Granted children are different than a heart, but you should be qualified. New Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bfletch7441 Posted August 2, 2006 Report Share Posted August 2, 2006 Re: Should be soon... [ QUOTE ] The best thing that you can do is what got you into this mess in the first place! New [/ QUOTE ] That worked for us! Ben Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Andrea Posted August 2, 2006 Report Share Posted August 2, 2006 Re: Should be soon... [ QUOTE ] Hey you are a cardiac surgeon, can't you just take the misses out to the garage and end this once and for all. Granted children are different than a heart, but you should be qualified. New [/ QUOTE ] LMBO! "Take her out to the garage" Yeah, and don't forget to take pics. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mcmullin Posted August 2, 2006 Report Share Posted August 2, 2006 Re: Should be soon... Good luck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Exturkinator Posted August 2, 2006 Author Report Share Posted August 2, 2006 Re: Should be soon... [ QUOTE ] Hey you are a cardiac surgeon, can't you just take the misses out to the garage and end this once and for all. Granted children are different than a heart, but you should be qualified. New [/ QUOTE ] Heck, I can't even remember where the uterus is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Andrea Posted August 2, 2006 Report Share Posted August 2, 2006 Re: Should be soon... [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] Hey you are a cardiac surgeon, can't you just take the misses out to the garage and end this once and for all. Granted children are different than a heart, but you should be qualified. New [/ QUOTE ] Heck, I can't even remember where the uterus is... [/ QUOTE ] Well, you must have remembered at some point several months ago. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newarcher Posted August 2, 2006 Report Share Posted August 2, 2006 Re: Should be soon... Oh come on Ex....I could even do it. I might--like everything else I take apart--end up with everything put back together wrong but I will achieve the objective! New Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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