Chuck Norris facts.......


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When Chuck Norris wants popcorn, he breathes on Nebraska.

Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.

Chuck Norris uses redhot lava to moisturize his skin.

Chuck Norris invented the apple.

Chuck Norris Buillt Mount Everest with a bucket and spade.

Chuck Norris does not age. Every birthday, it's just another year added to his existence, which sucks for you.

Chuck Norris does not have chest hair, he has millions of highly venomous nematocysts. You have virtually no chance of surviving the venomous sting, unless treated immediately. The pain is so excruciating and overwhelming that you would most likely go into shock and collapse a split second before getting hit in the face with a roundhouse kick.

Chuck Norris can chug a gallon of milk and not throw up.

Chuck Norris beat the Sun in a staring contest.

If you get roundhouse kicked in the face by Chuck Norris in your dream, you DIE!

Chuck Norris can have his cake AND eat it too.

Chuck Norris was born in a log cabin that he built with his bare hands.

Some people get lucky and kill two birds with one stone. Chuck Norris once killed four birds with half a stone. What's that? You say there's no such thing as half a stone? The four dead birds didn't think so either.

Chuck Norris CAN lick his elbow.

P is for Chuck Norris, as is every other letter of the alphabet.

Chuck Norris puts the FUN in Funeral.

Chuck Norris' paradise is war.

Chuck Norris is capable of photosynthesis.

Chuck Norris has never had a surprise birthday party. He can NEVER be surprised. EVER.

Chuck Norris does not love Raymond.

Chuck Norris can lick his own elbows. At the same time.

Chuck Norris can kick start a car.

Chuck Norris doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage.

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i'll give ya one more fact and this is the truth chuck is my 2nd cousin never met him met his mom and dad once and i have his jacket from eye for an eye

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Chuck Norris doesn't have cousins...........................

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Chuck Norris is a dork.

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Chuck Norris is stalking you....Huntin_girl...........

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Stalked by a dork.....just my luck. crazy.gifmad.gif

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Chuck Norris is a dork.

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Chuck Norris is stalking you....Huntin_girl...........

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Stalked by a dork.....just my luck. crazy.gifmad.gif

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Careful......he can hear what you're typing.............

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Why couldn't you have posted Tim McGraw facts instead???

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there is no facts on him.........

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there are no facts.........

and yes there are too!!! Don't get me started........ blush.gifsmile.gifgrin.gif

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Chuck Norris performs colonoscopies on himself......

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And then picks his nose!!! grin.gifgrin.gif

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shut up man......you're ruining the sacred Chuck Norris thread........

When Chuck Norris throws a boomerang, the boomerang does not return because it is scared to come back......

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all of these and more are found on chucknorrisfacts.com! they are GREAT!!!

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spoilsport............. tongue.gif

Chuck Norris can clap with one hand.......

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