Guest SRA Posted August 11, 2006 Report Share Posted August 11, 2006 When Chuck Norris wants popcorn, he breathes on Nebraska. Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun. Chuck Norris uses redhot lava to moisturize his skin. Chuck Norris invented the apple. Chuck Norris Buillt Mount Everest with a bucket and spade. Chuck Norris does not age. Every birthday, it's just another year added to his existence, which sucks for you. Chuck Norris does not have chest hair, he has millions of highly venomous nematocysts. You have virtually no chance of surviving the venomous sting, unless treated immediately. The pain is so excruciating and overwhelming that you would most likely go into shock and collapse a split second before getting hit in the face with a roundhouse kick. Chuck Norris can chug a gallon of milk and not throw up. Chuck Norris beat the Sun in a staring contest. If you get roundhouse kicked in the face by Chuck Norris in your dream, you DIE! Chuck Norris can have his cake AND eat it too. Chuck Norris was born in a log cabin that he built with his bare hands. Some people get lucky and kill two birds with one stone. Chuck Norris once killed four birds with half a stone. What's that? You say there's no such thing as half a stone? The four dead birds didn't think so either. Chuck Norris CAN lick his elbow. P is for Chuck Norris, as is every other letter of the alphabet. Chuck Norris puts the FUN in Funeral. Chuck Norris' paradise is war. Chuck Norris is capable of photosynthesis. Chuck Norris has never had a surprise birthday party. He can NEVER be surprised. EVER. Chuck Norris does not love Raymond. Chuck Norris can lick his own elbows. At the same time. Chuck Norris can kick start a car. Chuck Norris doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ricfirefighter Posted August 11, 2006 Report Share Posted August 11, 2006 Re: Chuck Norris facts....... i'll give ya one more fact and this is the truth chuck is my 2nd cousin never met him met his mom and dad once and i have his jacket from eye for an eye Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest SRA Posted August 11, 2006 Report Share Posted August 11, 2006 Re: Chuck Norris facts....... [ QUOTE ] i'll give ya one more fact and this is the truth chuck is my 2nd cousin never met him met his mom and dad once and i have his jacket from eye for an eye [/ QUOTE ] Chuck Norris doesn't have cousins........................... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Andrea Posted August 11, 2006 Report Share Posted August 11, 2006 Re: Chuck Norris facts....... Chuck Norris is a dork. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest SRA Posted August 11, 2006 Report Share Posted August 11, 2006 Re: Chuck Norris facts....... [ QUOTE ] Chuck Norris is a dork. [/ QUOTE ] Chuck Norris is stalking you....Huntin_girl........... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Andrea Posted August 11, 2006 Report Share Posted August 11, 2006 Re: Chuck Norris facts....... [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] Chuck Norris is a dork. [/ QUOTE ] Chuck Norris is stalking you....Huntin_girl........... [/ QUOTE ] Stalked by a dork.....just my luck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest SRA Posted August 11, 2006 Report Share Posted August 11, 2006 Re: Chuck Norris facts....... [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] Chuck Norris is a dork. [/ QUOTE ] Chuck Norris is stalking you....Huntin_girl........... [/ QUOTE ] Stalked by a dork.....just my luck. [/ QUOTE ] Careful......he can hear what you're typing............. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Andrea Posted August 11, 2006 Report Share Posted August 11, 2006 Re: Chuck Norris facts....... Why couldn't you have posted Tim McGraw facts instead??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest SRA Posted August 11, 2006 Report Share Posted August 11, 2006 Re: Chuck Norris facts....... [ QUOTE ] Why couldn't you have posted Tim McGraw facts instead??? [/ QUOTE ] there is no facts on him......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Andrea Posted August 11, 2006 Report Share Posted August 11, 2006 Re: Chuck Norris facts....... [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] Why couldn't you have posted Tim McGraw facts instead??? [/ QUOTE ] there is no facts on him......... [/ QUOTE ] there are no facts......... and yes there are too!!! Don't get me started........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest SRA Posted August 11, 2006 Report Share Posted August 11, 2006 Re: Chuck Norris facts....... Chuck Norris performs colonoscopies on himself...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OJR Posted August 11, 2006 Report Share Posted August 11, 2006 Re: Chuck Norris facts....... [ QUOTE ] Chuck Norris performs colonoscopies on himself...... [/ QUOTE ] And then picks his nose!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Andrea Posted August 11, 2006 Report Share Posted August 11, 2006 Re: Chuck Norris facts....... [ QUOTE ] Chuck Norris performs colonoscopies on himself...... [/ QUOTE ] Isn't it past your bedtime young man??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest SRA Posted August 11, 2006 Report Share Posted August 11, 2006 Re: Chuck Norris facts....... [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] Chuck Norris performs colonoscopies on himself...... [/ QUOTE ] And then picks his nose!!! [/ QUOTE ] shut up man......you're ruining the sacred Chuck Norris thread........ When Chuck Norris throws a boomerang, the boomerang does not return because it is scared to come back...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heathcoerracin Posted August 11, 2006 Report Share Posted August 11, 2006 Re: Chuck Norris facts....... all of these and more are found on chucknorrisfacts.com! they are GREAT!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest SRA Posted August 11, 2006 Report Share Posted August 11, 2006 Re: Chuck Norris facts....... [ QUOTE ] all of these and more are found on chucknorrisfacts.com! they are GREAT!!! [/ QUOTE ] spoilsport............. Chuck Norris can clap with one hand....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kat Posted August 11, 2006 Report Share Posted August 11, 2006 Re: Chuck Norris facts....... this swept through my school last year...there are some priceless ones out there! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lil hunter Posted August 11, 2006 Report Share Posted August 11, 2006 Re: Chuck Norris facts....... When Chuck Norris does push ups, he doesn't push himself up, he pushes the earth down! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slugshooter Posted August 11, 2006 Report Share Posted August 11, 2006 Re: Chuck Norris facts....... When Chuck Norris acts......he realizes he can't!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeramie Posted August 11, 2006 Report Share Posted August 11, 2006 Re: Chuck Norris facts....... LMBO! Im so pathetic I actually enjoyed this thread.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdvantageTimberLou Posted August 11, 2006 Report Share Posted August 11, 2006 Re: Chuck Norris facts....... I don't know what SRA is on but man you got me laughing this morning!! I'll have what he is having!! The man of useless posts but plenty of laughs! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arrow32 Posted August 11, 2006 Report Share Posted August 11, 2006 Re: Chuck Norris facts....... [ QUOTE ] When Chuck Norris acts......he realizes he can't!!! [/ QUOTE ] lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeramie Posted August 11, 2006 Report Share Posted August 11, 2006 Re: Chuck Norris facts....... [ QUOTE ] When Chuck Norris does push ups, he doesn't push himself up, he pushes the earth down! [/ QUOTE ] Thats my favorite right there..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ohiobucks Posted August 11, 2006 Report Share Posted August 11, 2006 Re: Chuck Norris facts....... If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds till." After you ask, "Two seconds to what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Palssonater Posted August 11, 2006 Report Share Posted August 11, 2006 Re: Chuck Norris facts....... These are always good for a laugh. Sent em through the office already. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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