Chuck Norris facts.......


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chuck norris doesnt sleep he waits

chuck norris sleeps with a night light ...not because hes scared of the dark, because the dark is scared of him

it took 5 women 3 years to give birth to chuck norris

chuck norris got hit by a speeding bus and was charged with 7 counts of man slaughter

chuck norris played russian rulette with a fully loaded gun...and won.

them are a few of my favorite...yea it took my school by storm to..for our winter carnival the big skit they did to kick of the event was a crazy story about chuck norris and friends lol

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This has became my all time favorite post. Years ago my friends and I would always joke aboout Chuck. Would had this story about how he had a moon base where he and his Chuck Norris clones watched us. And one day they would come down on there total gym spaceships to kill us all.

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