unioncountyslayer Posted August 11, 2006 Report Share Posted August 11, 2006 Subject: Dreaded letter A Father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an envelope propped prominently on the center of the bed. It was addressed, "DAD". With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands. Dear Dad, It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend, because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you. I've been finding real passion with Joan and she is so nice, even with all her piercing, tattoos, and her tight motorcycle clothes. Even though you wouldn't care for her as she is so much older than I. She already owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. She wants to have many children and that's now one of my dreams, too. I know that she is a great mother; because I've seen how she treats the three children she has from previous relationships. Don't worry Dad, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your grandchildren. Your son, Pete P.S. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at the neighbor's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than my report card that's in my center desk drawer. I Love You!!! Call when it is safe for me to come home. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BowtechTurkeyHunter Posted August 11, 2006 Report Share Posted August 11, 2006 Re: The Dreaded Letter... ROFl nice ... my kids better never pull that ... Steve Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hutchies Posted August 11, 2006 Report Share Posted August 11, 2006 Re: The Dreaded Letter... LOL, The report card would definately look better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cutter Posted August 11, 2006 Report Share Posted August 11, 2006 Re: The Dreaded Letter... Good stuff.lol... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckee Posted August 11, 2006 Report Share Posted August 11, 2006 Re: The Dreaded Letter... Now there's a smart kid ....LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arrow32 Posted August 11, 2006 Report Share Posted August 11, 2006 Re: The Dreaded Letter... lol Think i might need to try that this year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HitRmisS Posted August 11, 2006 Report Share Posted August 11, 2006 Re: The Dreaded Letter... thats a good one i might have to remember that at the end of my first semester of college this year Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OJR Posted August 11, 2006 Report Share Posted August 11, 2006 Re: The Dreaded Letter... That's great!! LOL!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dogdoc Posted August 11, 2006 Report Share Posted August 11, 2006 Re: The Dreaded Letter... lol--good one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hunterfisherman Posted August 11, 2006 Report Share Posted August 11, 2006 Re: The Dreaded Letter... That's some funny stuff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevebeilgard Posted August 12, 2006 Report Share Posted August 12, 2006 Re: The Dreaded Letter... good one. where was this letter 50 years ago.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tominator Posted August 12, 2006 Report Share Posted August 12, 2006 Re: The Dreaded Letter... That's cool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Andrea Posted August 12, 2006 Report Share Posted August 12, 2006 Re: The Dreaded Letter... LOVE IT...............that's great. Wish I'd thought of that back in jr. high. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BamaTrophyHunter Posted August 12, 2006 Report Share Posted August 12, 2006 Re: The Dreaded Letter... [ QUOTE ] Think i might need to try that this year. [/ QUOTE ] LOL thats exactly what i was thinkin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wtnhunt Posted August 12, 2006 Report Share Posted August 12, 2006 Re: The Dreaded Letter... LOL. That is pretty good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeramie Posted August 12, 2006 Report Share Posted August 12, 2006 Re: The Dreaded Letter... Now that was funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whttlbucksteve Posted August 12, 2006 Report Share Posted August 12, 2006 Re: The Dreaded Letter... Pretty smart kid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest indianahunter1 Posted August 13, 2006 Report Share Posted August 13, 2006 Re: The Dreaded Letter... that is a great letter and funny as heck. i am still laughing. keep those coming . god bless Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dg Posted August 13, 2006 Report Share Posted August 13, 2006 Re: The Dreaded Letter... [ QUOTE ] Now there's a smart kid ....LOL [/ QUOTE ] yep Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Griz Posted August 13, 2006 Report Share Posted August 13, 2006 Re: The Dreaded Letter... LMBO... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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