The Dreaded Letter...


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Subject: Dreaded letter

A Father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was

nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an envelope propped

prominently on the center of the bed. It was addressed, "DAD".

With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter

with trembling hands.

Dear Dad,

It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope

with my new girlfriend, because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you.

I've been finding real passion with Joan and she is so nice, even with

all her piercing, tattoos, and her tight motorcycle clothes. Even though you wouldn't care for her as she is so much older than

I. She already owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for

the whole winter. She wants to have many children and that's

now one of my dreams, too. I know that she is a great mother; because I've

seen how she treats the three children she has from previous relationships.

Don't worry Dad, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of

myself. Someday I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know

your grandchildren.

Your son,

Pete

P.S. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at the neighbor's house.

I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than my

report card that's in my center desk drawer.

I Love You!!! Call when it is safe for me to come home.

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