rifleman25 Posted August 24, 2006 Report Share Posted August 24, 2006 Dear Mr. Ex President Clinton: I recently saw a bumper sticker that said, "Thank me, I voted for Clinton-Gore." So, I sat down and reflected on that, and I am sending my "Thank you" for what you have done, specifically: 1. Thank you for introducing us to Jennifer Flowers, Paula Jones, Monica Lewinsky, Dolly Kyle Browning, Kathleen Willey, and Juanita Broderick and a host of other bimbos. Did I leave anyone out? 2. Thank you for teaching my 8 year old about oral sex. I had really planned to wait until he was a little older to discuss it with him, but now he knows more about it than I did as a senior in college. 3. Thank you for showing us that sexual harassment in the work place (especially the White House) and on the job is OK, and all you have to know is what the meaning of "is" is. It really is great to know that certain sexual acts are not sex, and one person may have sex while the other one does NOT have sex. 4. Thank you for reintroducing the concept of impeachment to a new generation and demonstrating that the ridiculous plot of the movie "Wag the Dog" could be plausible after all. 5. Thanks for making Jimmy Carter look competent, Gerald Ford look graceful, Richard Nixon look honest, Lyndon Johnson look truthful, and John Kennedy look moral. 6. Thank you for the 73 House and Senate witnesses who have pled the 5th Amendment and 17 witnesses who have fled the country to avoid testifying about Democratic campaign fund raising. 7. Thank you, for the 19 charges, 8 convictions, and 4 imprisonment's from the Whitewater "mess" and the 55 criminal charges and 32 criminal convictions (so far) in the other " Clinton" scandals. 8. Thanks also for reducing our military by half, "gutting" much of our foreign policy. You reduced the U.S. Navy from 600+ ships to 200+ insuring that we can't fight a two front war any longer and are no longer as safe from invasion as we once were. That is some achievement and surely something you are feeling smug about. 9 Thank you, also, for "finding" millions of dollars (I really didn't need it in the first place, and I can't think of a more deserving group of recipients for my hard-earned tax dollars) for all of your globe-trotting. I understand you, the family and your cronies have logged in more time aboard Air Force One than any other administration. 10. Now that you've left the White House, thanks for the 140 pardons of convicted felons and indicted felons-in-exile. We will love to have them rejoin society. (Not to mention the scores you pardoned while Governor of Arkansas) 11. Thanks also for removing the White House silverware. I'm sure that Laura Bush didn't like the pattern anyway. Also, enjoy the housewarming gifts you've received from your "friends." Also thanks for stealing many items of White House furniture from the Lincoln bedroom and other locations. It possibly wasn't needed there anyway. 12. Thanks to you and your staff in the West Wing of the White House for vandalizing and destroying government property on the way out. I also appreciate removing all of that excess weight ( China, silverware, linen, towels, ash trays, soap, pens, magnetic compass, flight manuals, etc.) out of Air One. The weight savings means burning less fuel, thus less tax dollars spent on jet fuel. Thank you! 13. And finally, please ensure that Hillary enjoys the $8 million dollar advance for her "tell-all" book and you, Bill, the $10 million advance for your memoirs. Who says crime doesn't pay! 14. Thanks for appointing all those liberal judges to the 9th Circuit Court and throughout the nation. Your judges have ruled homosexual marriages are okay, Christians are evil, crosses on Government property are bad, the Ten Commandments can't be on Government property either, prayers in public schools are forbidden, etc. Some accomplishment Bill! "15"..... The last and most important point - thank you for forcing Israel to let Mohammed Atta go free. Terrorist pilot Mohammed Atta blew up a bus in Israel in 1986. The Israelis captured, tried and imprisoned him. As part of the Oslo agreement with the Palestinians in 1993, Israel had to agree to release so-called "political prisoners". However, the Israelis would not release any with blood on their hands. The American President at the time, Bill Clinton, and his Secretary of State, Warren Christopher, "insisted" that all prisoners be released. Thus Mohammed Atta was freed and eventually thanked the US by flying an airplane into Tower One of the World Trade Center This was reported by many of the American TV networks at the time that the terrorists were first identified. It was censored in the US from all later reports. Why shouldn't Americans know the real truth? What a guy!! God bless America and THANK YOU (once again) for rising and spending my taxes so wisely and frugally. SINCERELY, A US Citizen PS. Please pass along a special thank you to Al Gore for "inventing" the Internet, without which I would not be able to send this wonderful, factual e-mail. And for his fabricating all those lies about global warming that he purports to be true! AND THE REST OF THE STORY Hillary Rodham Clinton, as a New York State Senator, now comes under the "Congressional Retirement and Staffing Plan," which means that even if she never gets reelected, she STILL receives her Congressional salary until she dies. (Would it not be nice if all Americans were pension eligible after only 4 years?) If Bill outlives her, he then inherits HER salary until HE dies. He is already getting his Presidential salary until he dies. If Hillary outlives Bill, she also gets HIS salary until she dies. Guess who pays for that? WE DO! It's common knowledge that in order for her to establish NY residency, they purchased a million dollar-plus house in upscale Chappaqua, New York. Makes sense. They are entitled to Secret Service protection for life. Still makes sense. Here is where it becomes interesting. Their mortgage payments hover at around $10,000 per month. BUT, an extra residence HAD to be built within the acreage to house the Secret Service agents. The Clintons charge the Federal government $10,000 monthly rent for the use of that extra residence, which is just about equal to their mortgage payment. This means that we, the taxpayers, are paying the Clinton's salary, mortgage, transportation, safety and security, as well as the salaries for their 12 man staff -- and, this is all perfectly legal! Just wait until Hillary runs for President in 2008! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OJR Posted August 24, 2006 Report Share Posted August 24, 2006 Re: Bill and Hillary Yesssirreee!!! Thank you BILLY!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gator Posted August 24, 2006 Report Share Posted August 24, 2006 Re: Bill and Hillary Gee, thanks MR Clinton........... And I use the term "MR" VERRY loosely Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest huntinsanobsession Posted August 25, 2006 Report Share Posted August 25, 2006 Re: Bill and Hillary ooo gotta love the guy NOT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BowtechTurkeyHunter Posted August 25, 2006 Report Share Posted August 25, 2006 Re: Bill and Hillary The best thank you should be Thanks for Nothing Bill!!! Steve Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heathcoerracin Posted August 25, 2006 Report Share Posted August 25, 2006 Re: Bill and Hillary wow..that was really good!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texan_Til_I_Die Posted August 25, 2006 Report Share Posted August 25, 2006 Re: Bill and Hillary Gee thanks. Every time I start to forget about those scandalous 8 years, someone drags all of the dirt back out and gets me riled up all over again. After reading that letter, I feel like I need a shower. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wtnhunt Posted August 25, 2006 Report Share Posted August 25, 2006 Re: Bill and Hillary Pretty well sums it up right there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevebeilgard Posted August 27, 2006 Report Share Posted August 27, 2006 Re: Bill and Hillary good job, brian. slick willie deserves our thanks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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