Guest Andrea Posted August 24, 2006 Report Share Posted August 24, 2006 Sorry it's so long but it's pretty darn good!!! > >Robin Williams' Views - A Must Read! > > > > > > > > > > > >Robin Williams, wearing a shirt that says "I love New York" in Arabic. > > > > > > > >You gotta love Robin Williams...... Even if he's nuts! Leave it to Robin > >Williams to come up with the perfect plan. What we need now is for our UN > >Ambassador to stand up and repeat this message. > > > > > > > >Robin Williams' plan... (Hard to argue with this logic!) > > > > > > > >"I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan for > >peace. So, here's one plan." > > > > > > > >1) "The US will apologize to the world for our 'interference' in their > >affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo, > >Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those 'good ole boys,' we will > >never 'interfere' again." > > > > > > > >2) "We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with > >Germany, South Korea, the Middlle East, and the Philippines. They don't > >want us there. We would station troops at our borders. No one allowed > >sneaking through holes in the fence." > > > > > > > >3) "All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and > >leave. > >We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be > >gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of whom or where they are. > >They're illegal!!! France will welcome them." > > > > > > > >4) "All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days > >unless given a special permit!!!! No one from a terrorist nation will be > >allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't hide > >here. Asylum would never be available to anyone. We don't need any more > >cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers." > > > > > > > >5) "No foreign 'students' over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If > >they don't attend classes, they get a 'D' and it's back home baby." > > > > > > > >6) "The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy wise. > >This will include developing nonpolluting sources of energy but will > >require > >a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will > >have to cope for a while." > > > > > > > >7) "Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for > >their oil. If they don't like it, we go someplace else. They can go > >somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells > >filling > >up the storage sites would be enough.)" > > > > > > > >8) "If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will > >not 'interfere.' They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, > >cement or whatever they need. Besides most of what we give them is stolen > >or given to the army. The people who need it most get very little, if > >anything." > > > > > > > >9) "Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island someplace. We don't > >need > >the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building would make > >a > >good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens." > > > > > > > >10) "All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one > >can > >call us 'Ugly Americans' any longer. The Language we speak is > >ENGLISH...learn it...or LEAVE... Now, isn't that a winner of a plan?" > > > > > > > >"The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying 'Give me your tired, your poor, > >your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, 'you > >want > >a piece of me?'" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tp793 Posted August 24, 2006 Report Share Posted August 24, 2006 Re: Robin Williams\'s great ideas!! I agree with every single one of them!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest huntinsanobsession Posted August 25, 2006 Report Share Posted August 25, 2006 Re: Robin Williams\'s great ideas!! good plans when c an we instate them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wtnhunt Posted August 25, 2006 Report Share Posted August 25, 2006 Re: Robin Williams\'s great ideas!! Seen this before, think there was some question as to who really came up with this though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevebeilgard Posted August 27, 2006 Report Share Posted August 27, 2006 Re: Robin Williams\'s great ideas!! now that's the way it should be... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Split_brow_tines Posted August 27, 2006 Report Share Posted August 27, 2006 Re: Robin Williams\'s great ideas!! [ QUOTE ] Seen this before, think there was some question as to who really came up with this though. [/ QUOTE ] Yeah, I'm pretty sure a liberal like Robin Williams did not say something like that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reloader Posted August 28, 2006 Report Share Posted August 28, 2006 Re: Robin Williams\'s great ideas!! According to www.snopes.com : The plan listed above was not orriginaly writen or delivered by Robin Williams. However the last part [ QUOTE ] >"The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying 'Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, 'you want a piece of me?'" [/ QUOTE ] Was a direct quote by Robin, and served as the inspiration to link him with the rest of the list. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unioncountyslayer Posted August 29, 2006 Report Share Posted August 29, 2006 Re: Robin Williams\'s great ideas!! Here's what truthorfiction had to say about this coming from Williams' lips. And I'm glad it didn't. I didn't want a reason to like the guy. http://www.truthorfiction.com/rumors/r/robinwilliamspeaceplan.htm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Andrea Posted August 29, 2006 Report Share Posted August 29, 2006 Re: Robin Williams\'s great ideas!! Well, whoever said it, it's good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unioncountyslayer Posted August 29, 2006 Report Share Posted August 29, 2006 Re: Robin Williams\'s great ideas!! Easy now Andrea, Easy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest mims Posted August 30, 2006 Report Share Posted August 30, 2006 Re: Robin Williams\'s great ideas!! Funny man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest WhiskeyMan44 Posted September 5, 2006 Report Share Posted September 5, 2006 Re: Robin Williams\'s great ideas!! Those definitely are not his quotes. However, if you ever get the chance to hear his actual quotes about his views, take it. Great sense of humor, great opinions, great delivery. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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