LOL Chuck Norris Jokes


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Re: LOL Chuck Norris Jokes

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Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your butt, don’t be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.

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My lands... I about spewed coffee on my screen from that one! grin.gif

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Re: LOL Chuck Norris Jokes

I know some

Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun

Chuck Norris can win a Connect Four game in three moves

When chuck Norris dose pushups he dosent push himself up, he pushes the earth down

When chuck norris gets mad he turns into the hulk, when the hulk gets mad he turns in to Chuck Norris.

Lol

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