MCH Posted October 11, 2002 Report Share Posted October 11, 2002 Well, its been a while since my last attempt at musical satire. And since lil has resorted to digging up year old poems, I thought I would give my readers another installment. I started this one back 6 months or go, but quickly got tired of it. Today, I have revived it. It parodies Sir Mix-a-lot's "Baby Got Back". It is more of a song for the younger generation but the older readers might remember it while watching "Shrek" with their kid.(end of show, donkey singing about dragon) Also, I thought I would simultaneously apply for the job of Head of Public Relations for the Scrubmasters. Well, here it goes: Can't Eat the Rack ***talking*** Oh my God, Buckee, look at that buck! It's so weird! It looks like one of them mutated deer or something. You ever seen a rack like that? Now, that's a non-typical if I've ever seen one! I mean....that rack...... It's just so......ugly. I can't believe how small it is. It's just not all there. I mean......it's a scrub. Hold on, I'm gonna shoot it!! ***rapping*** I like scrub bucks and I cannot lie. You other hunters can't deny. When a buck walks up with a itty bitty rack or a tumor on its back You get sprung. Wanna take the shot. Cuz you noticed that buck is hot! Deep in the velvet it's wearing, You're hooked and you can't stop staring. "Oh, Baby, I wanna getcha, And take our picture. My buddies tried to warn me, They say that rack you've got Ain't so horny! Oooh, Mr. Buckskin, You say you wanna get in my fridge? Well, stand still, stand still....Give me a shot and you will! I've seen you rubbing, Now, I'm thinking about grubbing." Sweat, Sweat, Got me going like a turbo vet. I'm tired of magazines, saying Big Bucks are the thing. Take an average hunter and ask him that... "You can't eat the rack!!!" Fellas(yeah) Fellas(yeah) Did your last buck sport a big rack? Well, shake it, shake it, bake it......bake that scrubby buck. Can't eat the rack! (Scrub buck rack with a big buck booty) I like em small and tender, Don't care what gender. I just can't help myself, I'm acting like an animal, Now here's my scandal: I wanna get you home, and, Uh, cut you up, Uh Uh. I ain't talking about P an Y, It's bake or grilled or fried! I like em real thick and juicy So give me that juicy steak, And a potato that's half baked, Beggin for a piece of cake. So I'm looking at hunting videos, Big time hunters, drawing their bows.... They can have their big bucks, I'll keep my forks and does. A word to the small racked bucks, I want you in my truck. But I gotta be straight when I say....I wanna eat.... Til the break of dawn..... A lot of trophy hunters won't like this song, Cuz them boys like racks that are stacked. But I'd shoot a scrub with a nub. Cuz I'm starving and carving... And down to get my grubbing on!! So scrubbies(yeah) scrubbies(yeah) If ya wanna land in my plate, Then come around, Flaunt what ya got, Even Scott Hughes would take the shot. Can't eat the rack! Yeah, baby, When it comes to bucks, MB ten ain't got nothing to do with my selection. 12 points, 170 P&Y???? Only if it's got a 10lb backstrap!!!!! So your buddy got a big buck, Horns sticking out of his truck, Well, his truck better be full of ducks, cause if he's hungry, he's out of luck. My aching tummy just wants some......ten..der...ven..is...on. You can tenderize and pound.......boil for days on end. Some hunters wanna tell you that old bucks..... Taste just as good as a scrub. So they pound it, and beat it, then make jerky just to eat it! Some say jerky's where its at. Well, I ain't down with that! Cuz ham's are good and shoulders are kicking, and tenderloin's fingerlicking! To the beanpole writer's in the magazines, Big Bucks ain't the thing! Give me scrub with a nub, And I won't have to beat it with a club. Some trophy hunters tried to refute, this knowledge I'm giving you. He saw big bucks and chose to shoot em, Now he's starving cause he can't chew em!!! So hunters if a scrub looks good, and you wanna strap it across your hood, Dial 1-900-Scrubmasters and we'll come help you cook!!! CAN'T EAT THE RACK!!!!! All right scrubmasters......put out the lighters before you burn down your trailers!! [ 10-10-2002, 09:39 PM: Message edited by: mccurtaincountyhunter ] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TreeWalker Posted October 11, 2002 Report Share Posted October 11, 2002 Re: Scrubmasters theme song! [email protected] man, I'm almost crying I'm laughing so hard.........nothing like a little Sir-Scrub-Alot to get you pumped up !! I might be 34, but there are still the first 2 SMA tapes in my hunting rig....one is so beat up, I don't know how it plays anymore....but they are "must plays" when me and my buddy head out early in the morning for a day of hunting......... [ 10-10-2002, 10:06 PM: Message edited by: iminrut ] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wisconsinboy Posted October 11, 2002 Report Share Posted October 11, 2002 Re: Scrubmasters theme song! 10 point or 1/2 point, im taking it that was really funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckee Posted October 11, 2002 Report Share Posted October 11, 2002 Re: Scrubmasters theme song! LMBO...Another masterpiece MC. Spikekiller is going to love this one. You've done the scrubmasters proud...LOL You amaze me, with your talent. Rock On, Mc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest cornbread Posted October 11, 2002 Report Share Posted October 11, 2002 Re: Scrubmasters theme song! you have to much time on you hands. but that's one of the funniest things ive seen in awhile. good job! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Griz Posted October 11, 2002 Report Share Posted October 11, 2002 Re: Scrubmasters theme song! Gee Wiz..... Now that was funny. That's a good one MC. Keep up the good work. When will it come out on CD. Good Hunting...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dartonman Posted October 11, 2002 Report Share Posted October 11, 2002 Re: Scrubmasters theme song! A rapper in our midst...............great job buddy...........AL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
texastrophies Posted October 11, 2002 Report Share Posted October 11, 2002 Re: Scrubmasters theme song! GREAT LOL Out of retirement and your first one is a hit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
birddog Posted October 11, 2002 Report Share Posted October 11, 2002 Re: Scrubmasters theme song! Quite possibly the best one yet! You must listen to that song over and over, changing words....a great talent! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lil hunter Posted October 11, 2002 Report Share Posted October 11, 2002 Re: Scrubmasters theme song! LMBO mc, awesome song. I might try to dig up a few of your others for the new people that haven't seen them yet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pinwheel5 Posted October 11, 2002 Report Share Posted October 11, 2002 Re: Scrubmasters theme song! hilarious! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archerjg Posted October 12, 2002 Report Share Posted October 12, 2002 Re: Scrubmasters theme song! Great one Mc. Archerjg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Team Realtree Posted October 12, 2002 Report Share Posted October 12, 2002 Re: Scrubmasters theme song! I know that song and this was one of the funniest posts I have ever read! It's a masterpiece. Wish we could get someone to record this one. S Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grant-KS Posted October 12, 2002 Report Share Posted October 12, 2002 Re: Scrubmasters theme song! LMBO!!!!! That was funny!! Hey guys, if you want something fun, try singing that one out loud as a thumping rap tune!!!! I tried it and it's funky!!!! LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spikekiller Posted October 12, 2002 Report Share Posted October 12, 2002 Re: Scrubmasters theme song! Originally posted by Scrub Hunter: Man that is just too funny! Now I have an anthem! Hey Scrub hunter...WE HAVE AN ANTHEM!!...maybe we can get together and perform a duet over tenderloin MC...Keep em coming Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MCH Posted October 22, 2002 Author Report Share Posted October 22, 2002 Re: Scrubmasters theme song! Thanks guys! Sorry it took so long, but posts disappear quickly around here. Out of sight, out of mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MCH Posted August 11, 2004 Author Report Share Posted August 11, 2004 Re: Scrubmasters theme song! It's getting that time of year again, boys. We were talking about the scrubmasters at the get together. Thought we'd do a little roll call. Here! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dogdoc Posted August 11, 2004 Report Share Posted August 11, 2004 Re: Scrubmasters theme song! you went digging for that one---thanks for bringing it back out---enjoyed it just as much as the first time I "sang" it! I tried calling the 1-900 # and I got a recording--it sounded like Tony's voice. He said they are temporarily closed----something about him getting beat on 3D by an 18 year old shooting a Mathews. He sounded kind of depressed Guess he's out retuning that hoyt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeramie Posted August 11, 2004 Report Share Posted August 11, 2004 Re: Scrubmasters theme song! LMBO! Man you dug Way, way back for that one! Im in again this year...Ive got a nice little fork horn lined out. I just hope I can shoot him out from under that doe... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeramie Posted August 11, 2004 Report Share Posted August 11, 2004 Re: Scrubmasters theme song! [ QUOTE ] I tried calling the 1-900 # and I got a recording--it sounded like Tony's voice. He said they are temporarily closed----something about him getting beat on 3D by an 18 year old shooting a Mathews. He sounded kind of depressed Guess he's out retuning that hoyt [/ QUOTE ] LMBO! That was almost as funny as the song! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wvbowhunter Posted August 11, 2004 Report Share Posted August 11, 2004 Re: Scrubmasters theme song! Here!!!!!.......Where is the Spikekiller the founder and President of Scrubmasters??? By the the way mccurtaincountyhunter that was a great song brought tears to my eyes as I held up the lighter and turned the backstraps on the grill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mark_85 Posted August 11, 2004 Report Share Posted August 11, 2004 Re: Scrubmasters theme song! that's great lol if i see a lil spike im going to take it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tominator Posted August 11, 2004 Report Share Posted August 11, 2004 Re: Scrubmasters theme song! you got talent son. classic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wtnhunt Posted August 11, 2004 Report Share Posted August 11, 2004 Re: Scrubmasters theme song! LMBO. That is great. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckee Posted August 12, 2004 Report Share Posted August 12, 2004 Re: Scrubmasters theme song! One of MC's finest for sure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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