Agenda!

[OJR]

Upcoming Democratic Convention agenda

6:00 p.m. - Opening flag burning ceremony.

6:05 p.m. - Opening secular prayers by Rev. Jesse Jackson and Rev. Al Sharpton

6:30 p.m. - Anti-war concert by Barbara Streisand.

6:40 p.m. - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

7:00 p.m. - Tribute theme to France.

7:10 p.m. - Collect offerings for al-Zawahri defense fund.

7:25 p.m. - Tribute theme to Germany.

7:45 p.m. - Anti-war rally (Moderated by Michael Moore)

8:25 p.m. - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

8:30 p.m. - Terrorist appeasement workshop.

9:00 p.m. - Gay marriage ceremony (both male and female couples)

9:30.p.m. - * Intermission *

10:00.p.m. - Posting the Iraqi Colors by Sean Penn and Tim Robbins

10:10 p.m. - Re-enactment of Kerry's fake medal toss.

10:20.p.m. - Cameo by Dean 'Yeeearrrrrrrg!'

10:30 p.m. - Abortion demonstration by N.A.R.A.L.

10:40 p.m. - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

10:50 p.m. - Pledge of allegiance to the UN.

11:00 p.m. - Multiple gay marriage ceremony (threesomes, mixed and same sex). Rep. Barney Frank (D, Mass.), Sponsor.

11:15 p.m. - Maximizing Welfare workshop.

11:30 p.m. - "Free Saddam," pep Rally.

11:50 p.m. - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

12:00 p.m. - Nomination of Democratic candidate.

Any chance we could get Ted Kennedy to drive Hilary home from the convention?

[unioncountyslayer]

Re: Agenda!

Funny, but the sad part is that this isn't that far-fetched.

[stevebeilgard]

Re: Agenda!

that's great

[wtnhunt]

Re: Agenda!

LOL. That is pretty good, and probably not too terribly far off the truth.