Gator Posted September 5, 2006 Report Share Posted September 5, 2006 The birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground. The trees are whistling for the dogs. The best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance. Hot water now comes out of both taps. You can make sun tea instantly. You learn that a seat belt buckle makes a pretty good branding iron. The temperature drops below 95 and you feel a little chilly. You discover that in July it only takes 2 fingers to steer your car. You discover that you can get sunburned through your car window. You actually burn your hand opening the car door. You break into a sweat the instant you step outside at 7:30 a.m. Your biggest bicycle wreck fear is, "What if I get knocked out and end up lying on the pavement and cook to death?" You realize that asphalt has a liquid state. The potatoes cook underground, so all you have to do is pull one out and add butter, salt and pepper. Farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying boiled eggs. The cows are giving evaporated milk. Ah, what a place to call home. . . God Bless Our State!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Andrea Posted September 5, 2006 Report Share Posted September 5, 2006 Re: You know you live in Oklahoma when.... Those are good. I can sure relate to most. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeramie Posted September 5, 2006 Report Share Posted September 5, 2006 Re: You know you live in Oklahoma when.... Thats about right! Thank God we are finally getting a little rain! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wtnhunt Posted September 5, 2006 Report Share Posted September 5, 2006 Re: You know you live in Oklahoma when.... LOL. Those are pretty funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OJR Posted September 5, 2006 Report Share Posted September 5, 2006 Re: You know you live in Oklahoma when.... Those are great! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whttlbucksteve Posted September 5, 2006 Report Share Posted September 5, 2006 Re: You know you live in Oklahoma when.... Pretty funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Shaun_300 Posted September 5, 2006 Report Share Posted September 5, 2006 Re: You know you live in Oklahoma when.... LOL Yep! I can say that if I ever come to Oklahoma it'll be in January. This northern boy would roast down there in the summer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BowtechTurkeyHunter Posted September 5, 2006 Report Share Posted September 5, 2006 Re: You know you live in Oklahoma when.... LOL those are great ... Steve Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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