Hillary 2008?"


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Here in NY I have put up with Hitlery for 4 years. I would never vote for the witch.

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Yeah, it is really unfortunate that your state did put her where she is, and potentially in position to run in 08. I really feel for you guys up there, but really at the same time just dont understand what in the world the people were thinking to have voted her in there in the first place.

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Well, if by some moronic twist of fate it came down to Hillary Clinton (D) vs Pat Robertson ® in 2008, I might have to swallow my vomit and vote for her, since Pat Robertson is kookoo nuts. Otherwise, I can't think of anything else that would drive me to vote for her.

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I would vote for Hillary in this case also!! BARF!!!!

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REVIEWS OF HILLARY'S NEW BOOK

"Hillary Clinton's 506-page memoirs have come out. So much of her personality shines through that in the end you too, will want to sleep with an intern."

- Craig Kilborn

In Hillary Clinton's new book 'Living History,' Hillary details what it was like meeting Bill Clinton, falling in love with him, getting married, and living a passionate, wonderful life as husband and wife.

Then on page two, the trouble starts."

- Jay Leno

"In the book she says when Bill told her he was having an affair, she said 'I could hardly breathe, I was gulping for air.' No, I'm sorry,that's what Monica said."

- David Letterman

"Hillary Clinton, our junior senator from New York, announced that she has no intentions of ever, ever running for office of the President of the United States. Her husband, Bill Clinton, is bitterly disappointed. He is crushed. There go his dreams of becoming a two-impeachment family."

- David Letterman

"Last night, Senator Hillary Clinton hosted her first party in her new home in Washington . People said it was a lot like the parties she used to host at the White House. In fact, even the furniture was the same."

- Jay Leno

"Senator Hillary Clinton is attacking President Bush for breaking his campaign promise to cut carbon dioxide emissions, saying a promise made, a promise broken. And then out of habit, she demanded that Bush spend the night on the couch."

- Craig Kilborn

"CNN found that Hillary Clinton is the most admired woman in America. Women admire her because she's strong and successful. Men admire her because she allows her husband to cheat and get away with it."

- Jay Leno

"Hillary Clinton is the junior senator from the great state of New York.

When they swore her in, she used the Clinton family Bible. . .the one with only seven commandments."

-David Letterman

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If you think Ranger's was bad try this one:

One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up -fireman, mechanic, businessman, salesman, doctor, lawyer, and so forth.

But little Johnny was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the teacher prodded him about his father, he replied:

"My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off his clothes in front of other men and they put money in his underwear. Sometimes, if the offer is really good, he will go home with some guy for money."

The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly sent the other children to work on some exercises and then took little Johnny aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?"

"No," the boy said, "He works for the Democratic National Committee and is helping to secure the Nomination of Hillary Clinton in 2008, but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids."

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LOL those are pretty funny. All joking aside, if I remember right Bill Clinton did announce in of all places at the funeral of Coretta(sp) King that Hillary was intending to run for president in 08. Who would have thought she would be the senator of New York? The idea of her running does bother me for good reason.

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My father-in-law, a baptist preacher, feels that Hillary in office would be such a bad thing that he has threatened moving to Mexico if it happens. I can't even imagine how horrible it would be to hear her announced as the winner... in the words of a good friend..." that would suck."

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My father-in-law, a baptist preacher, feels that Hillary in office would be such a bad thing that he has threatened moving to Mexico if it happens. I can't even imagine how horrible it would be to hear her announced as the winner... in the words of a good friend..." that would suck."

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I believe that as much as I believe celebrities saying they'll move to Canada if Bush was re-elected. At least pick someplace nice if you are going to threaten to move. If I were going to pick someplace to move to if someone I didn't like had the possibility to be elected, it'd be somewhere like Italy, or some tropical island. Mexico is ten times worse than dealing with Hillary, and Canada.....well, too cold for me, but the women are good looking, I'll give em that.

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