OJR Posted September 8, 2006 Report Share Posted September 8, 2006 Boudreaux the Baptist Boudreaux, a Cajun highlander from Rapids Parish in central Louisiana, was an older, single gentleman who was born and raised a Baptist, living in South Louisiana. Each Friday night after work, he would fire up his outdoor grill and cook a venison steak. Now, all of Boudreaux's neighbors were Catholic... and since it was Lent, they were forbidden from eating meat on Fridays. The delicious aroma from the grilled venison steaks was causing such a problem for the Catholic faithful that they finally talked to their priest. The priest came to visit Boudreaux, and suggested that Boudreaux convert to Catholicism. After several classes and much study, Boudreaux attended Mass... and as the priest sprinkled holy water over him, he said, "You were born a Baptist and raised a Baptist, but now you are Catholic." Boudreaux's neighbors were greatly relieved, until Friday night arrived, and the wonderful aroma of grilled venison filled the neighborhood. The priest was called immediately by the neighbors and, as he rushed into Boudreaux's yard, clutching a rosary and prepared to scold him, he stopped in amazement and watched. There stood Boudreaux, clutching a small bottle of water, which he carefully sprinkled over the grilling meat, and chanted: "You wuz born a deer, and you wuz raised a deer, but now you is a catfish." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gator Posted September 8, 2006 Report Share Posted September 8, 2006 Re: Bordeaux the Baptist! LOL, Good one!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unioncountyslayer Posted September 8, 2006 Report Share Posted September 8, 2006 Re: Bordeaux the Baptist! HaHa, love Boudreaux jokes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rifleman25 Posted September 8, 2006 Report Share Posted September 8, 2006 Re: Bordeaux the Baptist! LOL. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevebeilgard Posted September 8, 2006 Report Share Posted September 8, 2006 Re: Bordeaux the Baptist! lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wtnhunt Posted September 9, 2006 Report Share Posted September 9, 2006 Re: Bordeaux the Baptist! LOL. Good one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mcmullin Posted September 9, 2006 Report Share Posted September 9, 2006 Re: Bordeaux the Baptist! LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BowJoe Posted September 10, 2006 Report Share Posted September 10, 2006 Re: Bordeaux the Baptist! ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!! That's the funniest joke I have heard in a while. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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