slugshooter Posted September 17, 2006 Report Share Posted September 17, 2006 NEW YORK--A public-school teacher was arrested today at John F. Kennedy International Airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a set square, a slide rule, and a calculator. At a morning press conference, Attorney General Alberto Gonzalez said he believes the man is a member of the notorious Al-gebra movement. He did not identify the man, who has been charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of math instruction. "Al-gebra is a problem for us," Gonzalez said. "They desire solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in a search of absolute value. They use secret code names like 'x' and 'y' and refer to themselves as 'unknowns,' but we have determined they belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country. As the Greek phila nderer Isosceles used to say, 'There are 3 sides to every triangle.' " When asked to comment on the arrest, President Bush said, "If God had wanted us to have better Weapons of Math Instruction, He would have given us more fingers and toes." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MCH Posted September 17, 2006 Report Share Posted September 17, 2006 Re: Math Teacher Arrested!! LMBO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squirrelhunter91 Posted September 17, 2006 Report Share Posted September 17, 2006 Re: Math Teacher Arrested!! ROFLMBO!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
homeslice Posted September 17, 2006 Report Share Posted September 17, 2006 Re: Math Teacher Arrested!! thats crazy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unioncountyslayer Posted September 17, 2006 Report Share Posted September 17, 2006 Re: Math Teacher Arrested!! LOL! Good one Marc! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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OUTSIDER Posted September 17, 2006 Report Share Posted September 17, 2006 Re: Math Teacher Arrested!! Man we are luckey...i have heard of a complex MATRIX they have someting to do with..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike Posted September 17, 2006 Report Share Posted September 17, 2006 Re: Math Teacher Arrested!! not bad!!!!lmbo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BowtechTurkeyHunter Posted September 17, 2006 Report Share Posted September 17, 2006 Re: Math Teacher Arrested!! [ QUOTE ] not bad!!!!lmbo [/ QUOTE ] What you talking about you probably couldn't even read with all them big words in there .. Steve Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DU_man_84 Posted September 17, 2006 Report Share Posted September 17, 2006 Re: Math Teacher Arrested!! that was pretty good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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archerjg Posted September 18, 2006 Report Share Posted September 18, 2006 Re: Math Teacher Arrested!! That is pretty good. Archerjg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom2008 Posted September 18, 2006 Report Share Posted September 18, 2006 Re: Math Teacher Arrested!! LOL that was great! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdvantageTimberLou Posted September 18, 2006 Report Share Posted September 18, 2006 Re: Math Teacher Arrested!! good one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeramie Posted September 18, 2006 Report Share Posted September 18, 2006 Re: Math Teacher Arrested!! LMBO! Thats awesome. I wish so bad I had the Email address to my College Algebra Teacher. She would crack up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gator Posted September 18, 2006 Report Share Posted September 18, 2006 Re: Math Teacher Arrested!! LMBO, That is just WRONG!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hunterfisherman Posted September 18, 2006 Report Share Posted September 18, 2006 Re: Math Teacher Arrested!! That was funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LifeNRA Posted September 18, 2006 Report Share Posted September 18, 2006 Re: Math Teacher Arrested!! WOW! Marc! Thats the first thing you ever posted that made laugh!!! Good one!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wtnhunt Posted September 18, 2006 Report Share Posted September 18, 2006 Re: Math Teacher Arrested!! LOL. Good one sluggo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaun_300 Posted September 18, 2006 Report Share Posted September 18, 2006 Re: Math Teacher Arrested!! LOL! That right there is pretty dang funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
QDMAworks4me Posted September 18, 2006 Report Share Posted September 18, 2006 Re: Math Teacher Arrested!! Now that's funny right there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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