StillLearnin Posted September 19, 2006 Report Share Posted September 19, 2006 Got this in an email today and sadly to say I can relate to all but #17. I love this State !!! You know your from Oklahoma when : >1. You can properly pronounce Eufaula, Gotebo, Okemah, and Chickasha. > >2. You think that people who complain about the wind in their states are >sissies. > >3. A tornado warning siren is your signal to go out in the yard and look >for a funnel. > >4. Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a tractor on >the highway. > >5. You've ever had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day. > >6. You know that the true value of a parking space is not determined by >the distance to the door, but by the availability of shade. > >7. Stores don't have bags, they have sacks. > >8. You see people wear bib overalls at funerals. > >9. You think everyone from a bigger city has an accent. > >10. You measure distance in minutes. > >11. You refer to the capital of Oklahoma as "The City." > >12. It doesn't bother you to use an airport named for a man who died in >an airplane crash > >13. Little smokies are something you serve only for special occasions. > >14. You go to the lake because you think it is like going to the ocean. > >15. You listen to the weather forecast before picking out an outfit. > >16. You know cow pies are not made of beef. > >17. Someone you know has used a football schedule to plan their wedding >date. > >18. You have known someone who has had one belt buckle bigger than your >fist. > >19. A bad traffic jam involves two cars staring each other down at a >four-way stop, each determined to be the most polite and let the other >go first. > >20. You know in which state Miam-uh is and in which state Miam-ee is. > >21. You aren't surprised to find movie rental, ammunition, and bait all >in the same store. > >22. Your "place at the lake" has wheels under it. > >23. A Mercedes Benz is not a status symbol. A Ford F350 4x4 is a GT. > >24. You know everything goes better with Ranch. > >25. You learned how to shoot a gun before you learned how to multiply. > >26. You actually get these jokes and are "fixin" to send them to your >friends. > >Finally, you are 100% Oklahoman if you have ever heard this >conversation: > >"You wanna coke?" "Yeah." "What kind?" "Dr. Pepper." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaun_300 Posted September 19, 2006 Report Share Posted September 19, 2006 Re: Another test for the fellow Oklahomians !!! LOL! Those are pretty good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
okiedog Posted September 19, 2006 Report Share Posted September 19, 2006 Re: Another test for the fellow Oklahomians !!! oh that is so true Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hutchies Posted September 19, 2006 Report Share Posted September 19, 2006 Re: Another test for the fellow Oklahomians !!! Is there another kind of coke besides Dr Pepper? Man, Now I bet your gonna tell me we put a man on the moon. What do you think I am crazy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hutchies Posted September 19, 2006 Report Share Posted September 19, 2006 Re: Another test for the fellow Oklahomians !!! #26 You now the correct name is Okies not Oklahomians. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StillLearnin Posted September 20, 2006 Author Report Share Posted September 20, 2006 Re: Another test for the fellow Oklahomians !!! I know its okies Just thought the other was funnier. I have to know its suppose to be okies, mom is from Muskogee !!! I love that song. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevebeilgard Posted September 20, 2006 Report Share Posted September 20, 2006 Re: Another test for the fellow Oklahomians !!! good stuff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kat Posted September 20, 2006 Report Share Posted September 20, 2006 Re: Another test for the fellow Oklahomians !!! I live ten minutes from Okemah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dust Posted September 20, 2006 Report Share Posted September 20, 2006 Re: Another test for the fellow Oklahomians !!! Don't forget: You know what calf fries are and eat them anyways. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hutchies Posted September 20, 2006 Report Share Posted September 20, 2006 Re: Another test for the fellow Oklahomians !!! [ QUOTE ] Don't forget: You know what calf fries are and eat them anyways. [/ QUOTE ] Heck yeah with some steak fries..........they are good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dust Posted September 20, 2006 Report Share Posted September 20, 2006 Re: Another test for the fellow Oklahomians !!! I like mine with a little garlic salt on them, but will eat them without. Have a whole bunch in the freezer right now that still need sliced and peeled. That is a traditional Christmas dinner around here. Can't wait, I'm getting hungry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jerdanmagic Posted September 20, 2006 Report Share Posted September 20, 2006 Re: Another test for the fellow Oklahomians !!! Thats pretty good! Boomer Sooner!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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