ny_gun Posted September 20, 2006 Report Share Posted September 20, 2006 In a crowded city at a busy bus stop, a beautiful young woman wearing a tight mini skirt was waiting for a bus. As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step of the bus. Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg. She tried to take the step, only to discover that she couldn't. So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little more, and for the second time attempted the step. Once again much to her chagrin, she could not raise her leg. With a little smile to the driver, she again reached behind to unzip a little more and again was unable to take the step. About this time, a large Texan who was standing behind her picked her up easily by the waist and placed her gently on the step of the bus. She went ballistic and turned to the would-be Samaritan and yelled, "How dare you touch my body! I don't even know who you are!" The Texan smiled and drawled,"Well, ma'am,normally I would agree with you, but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kind 'a figured we was friends. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
007hunter Posted September 20, 2006 Report Share Posted September 20, 2006 Re: TIGHT SKIRT LOL!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kidd Posted September 20, 2006 Report Share Posted September 20, 2006 Re: TIGHT SKIRT that is funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hunterfisherman Posted September 20, 2006 Report Share Posted September 20, 2006 Re: TIGHT SKIRT That's funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DU_man_84 Posted September 20, 2006 Report Share Posted September 20, 2006 Re: TIGHT SKIRT thats awesome Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hutchies Posted September 20, 2006 Report Share Posted September 20, 2006 Re: TIGHT SKIRT LOL, Now that is funnnnnnnny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wtnhunt Posted September 20, 2006 Report Share Posted September 20, 2006 Re: TIGHT SKIRT LMBO. Good one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OJR Posted September 20, 2006 Report Share Posted September 20, 2006 Re: TIGHT SKIRT LMBO!!! Made my day!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThethirdI Posted September 20, 2006 Report Share Posted September 20, 2006 Re: TIGHT SKIRT Smiles abound! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unioncountyslayer Posted September 20, 2006 Report Share Posted September 20, 2006 Re: TIGHT SKIRT [ QUOTE ] LOL, Now that is funnnnnnnny. [/ QUOTE ] I don't care who you are! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitetailkiller Posted September 20, 2006 Report Share Posted September 20, 2006 Re: TIGHT SKIRT that is funny!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VTbowman Posted September 20, 2006 Report Share Posted September 20, 2006 Re: TIGHT SKIRT Nice.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wimpy Posted September 20, 2006 Report Share Posted September 20, 2006 Re: TIGHT SKIRT Now that's funny I don't care who you are that's funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest lobsterman Posted September 20, 2006 Report Share Posted September 20, 2006 Re: TIGHT SKIRT lol funny.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
QDMAworks4me Posted September 20, 2006 Report Share Posted September 20, 2006 Re: TIGHT SKIRT HAHA That is really funny!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BowJoe Posted September 20, 2006 Report Share Posted September 20, 2006 Re: TIGHT SKIRT That's hillarious!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randyman Posted September 20, 2006 Report Share Posted September 20, 2006 Re: TIGHT SKIRT LMAO! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tp793 Posted September 20, 2006 Report Share Posted September 20, 2006 Re: TIGHT SKIRT haha..nice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaun_300 Posted September 20, 2006 Report Share Posted September 20, 2006 Re: TIGHT SKIRT LMAO!! I saw that one before, still cracked up when I read it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drkillemquick Posted September 20, 2006 Report Share Posted September 20, 2006 Re: TIGHT SKIRT LOL!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arrow32 Posted September 20, 2006 Report Share Posted September 20, 2006 Re: TIGHT SKIRT Thats great! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BowtechTurkeyHunter Posted September 20, 2006 Report Share Posted September 20, 2006 Re: TIGHT SKIRT LOL that is good .... Steve Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ambuscher Posted September 20, 2006 Report Share Posted September 20, 2006 Re: TIGHT SKIRT LMAO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boomer Posted September 20, 2006 Report Share Posted September 20, 2006 Re: TIGHT SKIRT LOL! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TexasDeerHunter Posted September 20, 2006 Report Share Posted September 20, 2006 Re: TIGHT SKIRT LMBO! Good one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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